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Unicorn Kid 

A child, male or female, who is cute and loving. But at the same time really just wants to watch the world burn and is probably inherently a bit evil. They tend to be very intelligent at a young age which is also scary….

Despite the name they are not always obsessed with unicorns… they can be obsessed with other things like dinosaurs, robots, Pegasi, horses, horror movie villains, superheroes, supervillains, world dictators, aliens and the mafia….

Not to be confused with unicorn baby.
Oh my god, there’s somebody tied up in the basement. I think it is the baby sitter, yeah… sounds about right my 4 year old is a Unicorn Kid.
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Epic fail kid 

Kids from ages 11-13 Who think that saying "Epic", "Fail", "OMG" Or any combination of the above with any amount of Z's on the end will make them "cool"
Person 1: Lol i love Portal 2
Epic Fail Kid: ZoMFG!! ThaT Ga3M is SUUUCHhhh an EPIC FAil HAHAHA!!!!!

Person 1: -shoots self-
Epic fail kid by Kaiju91 July 10, 2011

buhler kid

The term refers to a smart student who attended/attends South Pasadena Middle School. They are all at least one year ahead in math.
He's pretty smart, he must be a buhler kid.
buhler kid by a buhler kid August 25, 2011

karate kid law 

When you challenge a sensei to a duel in their dojo and they have to accept your challenge.
Dude you gotta let me duel you in your dojo, it's karate kid law.
karate kid law by JoeShroe February 27, 2017

ipad kid 

Dumbass kids who grew up with an tablet/electronic device and lack social skills or common sense they bring there face to the iPad instead of the iPad to there face typically sit with the iPad on there lap and have there face over the ipad
ipad kid by Koocies February 11, 2021
A child that had at least half of his childhood in the 2000s. Generally, these kids are in 8th grade or above right now, and they grew up with a PS2, PS3, Xbox, Xbox 360, GameCube, Wii, DS, or PSP. They also remember old YouTube and all the songs like 009 Sound System.
If they can live without their phones, they are a 2000s kid.
2000s kid by Error 0x0 June 29, 2018