Jewish Lemonade

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.

Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.

by davidrgarber June 15, 2016

Jewish slap

To be slapped by a loctka

"Hey watch out or I will Jewish slap you."

by AWD July 16, 2016

Jewish

In Kabbalah some of US that are Rav s show and tell the spirits. The spirit of satan(saw tAHn) in general character is our fear, doubt, pride, resentment, selfishness & indifference. A k.a. the Sith dark side of the force. As a Jew when I say to another of US stop being so Jewish I mean to say stop being so cheap or petty.

Stop being Jewish about our party.

by Mahadi the Messiah of Apocalyp November 5, 2023

Jewish organ knuckle pumper

The act of fisting ones rectum and rearranging their guts to look like the Star of David.

My boyfriend said he would give me a Jewish organ knuckle pumper, now I’m crippled beyond belief and he’s serving 10 to 12.

by SomeItalian November 8, 2023

Jewish State of Israel

A terrorist organisation founded in 1948. This terrorist organisations likes to commit genocide and is filled with Zionists.

Jewish State of Israel sucks a lot

by RandomRandomXY December 26, 2023

jewish

a greedy person or trouble maker

"Hes jewish"

by niggabuttsex69 December 27, 2023

Jewish Jumpscare

The act of catching a close friend in a vulnerable position where they may be distracted or focused on something, and discreetly sneaking up on them and putting your bare rear end in the vicinity of their face and waiting for them to notice to which you yell out “JEWISH JUMPSCARE!” Everyone gets at least one Jewish Jumpscare in their lifetime.

Noun: “Have you ever had a Jewish Jumpscare?” Everyone gets at least one!” - Joseph “Swagger” Aurelio Smith

Adj: “Me and my fellas were chillin at the slab ripping the Party Mix Jeeb, and after my pull I turn my head and got Jewish Jumpscared!”

by Five Nights At Freddy’s January 13, 2024