Jerry lofton

Jerry lofton is the most hard headed man ever, but He loves you with all his heart but tries to hide it. He is very shy and extremely hot! He’s an animal lover, and acts like a little kid when he’s gets comfortable. He’s super loyal and has great work ethic. He loves trucks and video games too. All around a great guy with a big heart. Lofton is so perfect!

Jerry Lofton: the most perfect guy ever!

Omg he’s so handsome that must be a lofton!

Wow lofton is so perfect

by Hlharper05 January 14, 2024

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Jerry bro

Someone who is in love with the music of Jerry Garcia from the Grateful Dead.

That feller is good one right there, loves The Dead, true Jerry Bro..

by Deeder420 November 3, 2023

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Huckleberry Jerry

You get this when you dip a Jerry in a tub of huckleberry jelly.

My Huckleberry Jerry was not cooperating today when I told him to lay on my toast.

by Captain_Ferret June 1, 2018

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Mass of Jerry

Someone so large, they defy the laws of gravity. The equivalent to the mass of Jupiter, They can break through the earth's core and create a black hole.

"Damn, that gelatinous jello block of a man has the Mass of Jerry! I can feel his pull from the opposite pole of earth."

by bigfattesticles January 5, 2025

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