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Joe Biden Me 

When a male sniffs and coddles your neck
Joe Biden Me by Gigi6766 September 20, 2020

Joe Biden Is NOT MY PRESIDENT 

"Joe Biden Is NOT MY PRESIDENT" was a Facebook group created around the time that Joe Biden won the 2020 U.S Presidential Election.
"Joe Biden Is NOT MY PRESIDENT" may have only lasted for a few months (it was deleted shortly after the Capitol Riot), but in that short span of time, it became one of the largest Facebook groups of all time, with nearly three million members at the time of the infamous riot - proving what America REALLY thinks about the 46th.

Joe Biden useful for only one thing 

Destroying the lives of white people who have been far more successful than I have. And won’t even help me. Alternatively, him getting in, might be a good idea. (in that way, at least)
Joe Biden useful for only one thing

Joe Biden Moment 

1.) A moment in which you start a sentence and don’t know where it ends so you just ramble on and on until you make something that resembles something sensible.

2.) When all sense is lost for a moment and you forget what you were doing.
Teacher: Did you bring your homework?
Student: Sorry, I had a Joe Biden Moment and forgot it at home

“Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?”

“ Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.” - Michael Scott
Joe Biden Moment by AllHailBigBoi October 7, 2020

joe biden drinking game 

The act of drinking so much alcohol in one sitting that your nonsensical ramblings become similar to Joe Biden with no teleprompter.
Shannon: What’s wrong with Edward? I’m a little concerned. He hasn’t been making sense.
Steve: Oh, don’t worry, we played that Joe Biden drinking game earlier and he had 10 shots of whiskey in an hour

Edward: “We hold these truths to be self evident. All men and women are created by...oh you know the thing.”

Steve: Come to think of it, maybe he has brain damage and alcohol poisoning.
Shannon: Let’s hit the hospital before he retells the creepy hairy legs in the pool story

Joe Biden Cant Ride Bikes 

He doesnt know how 𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊 one
𝕳𝖊 𝖜𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖆𝖜 𝕵𝖔𝖊 𝕭𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖓 𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖇𝖎𝖐𝖊,𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖘 𝖘𝖆𝖉.Joe biden cant ride bikes really.