Jarred

Fucking retard who’s mom can’t spell jarred cause there dad went to go get milk
by Asswipe420 September 06, 2023
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Jarred

Everyone has a baddie and Jarred is stuck with broad shoulders
by pdrizL May 16, 2023
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Jarred

an asian boy ur likely to be friends with but sometimes a lil awkward. He’s most likely in a band and plays the flute .
Jarred ur short
I M NOT S HO R T 😤
by bigboienergy September 12, 2018
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Jarred

smallest penis around , Can crank in Fortnite , has boat , 2014 Honda civic , suck a Njoy pod down in a hour , can get you a pizza delivered in 30 mins or less , can build a pc , dates girls and turns them fully lesbian after ( i count 4 ) , has a cat , owns fish , plays baseball and basketball , actually turns out he can read and he's not from the vine , accidentally got 2 fucking r's .

good person doesn't shoot any places up
ayo that that nigga named jarred
by madszerox December 14, 2021
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shank jar

Used as an insult, meaning someone who is so dumb it is painful
dumb person: you are so stupid
smart person: omg shut up you fucking shank jar
dumb person: what did you just call me
by lkimbs October 11, 2017
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poop in a jar

When you poop in a jar and shake it around and drink it like a smoothie
My girl made me a poop in a jar last night that shut slapped
by Officer dub hub March 16, 2021
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yum yum jar

Any type of glass jar to keep your weed from stinking up your room. Typically made from any type of food jar such as jelly or pickles. You can use a mason jar but using a food item is just more fun.
Friend: Bro wtf are you doing with that jar of pickles?
You: It's my yum yum jar , can't let my old lady smell my loud

You: Don't throw out the jelly ma!
Mom: What the hell do you need it for?
You: Yum Yum jar you wouldn't understand
by Jax182 October 31, 2013
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