Someone who keeps flexing his Tintin merchandise, Lego sets and won't stop asking you to play Pokemon showdown.
"He is the alpha Gengar In A Jar"
by Smorterra March 10, 2020
by Mr. Breast June 3, 2023
by Randomonium February 26, 2022
"Hey! I'm gonna take a pickle out of this jar of pickles sitting on your jars of pickles shelf that has jars of pickles and pickles in those jars of pickles."
"Ok. You can take a pickle jar if you want."
"Ok. You can take a pickle jar if you want."
by Meme Ghost October 11, 2021
a sexy Haitian/Italian mutt that loves Mary Harrington but doesn't know how to help her do her laundry and other various things because he's a mama's boy and gets everything done for him.
"His name must be Jarred Gethers because he forgot to put detergent in the washing machine with my clothes."
by IamAwesome12345 February 4, 2010
A threesome involving three guys, one lays on the ground facing up (the Jarred Varin) while the other two place their dicks in his mouth and drag him across the carpet using only their cocks, until the "Jarred Varin" drowns in semen.
by Arsene Lupin Boss August 15, 2021