Paradise Itch

The sensation felt while scratching the scrotum, while on opiates.

Nothings nicer than eating a vicodin and giving myself the ol' paradise itch once in a while

by m8e June 19, 2008

my bitches itches

something you say when in big trouble

freind: dude, you in trouble

you: awe, my bitches itches!

by liam smithy December 27, 2008

covid mask itch

That annoying tickle on your face causing you to itch because of a piece of fuzz stuck on the inside of your covid mask. We wouldn't have to wear a mask if the chinese government would have spoke up right away and advised the world of the covid 19 virus.

Thanks a lot you selfish bastards in the CCP for fucking up the world and giving me covid mask itch.

by jimmybomm August 9, 2020

Gabe itches

When your gay bitches suck your balls when you are In you’re room.

Say Gabe itches 10 times fast

by Happy67@ December 9, 2019

itchy coo

Itchy coo is another word for insulation

pay hommage to the Itchy coo , treat the Itchy coo as an extention of your own body and always move the Itchy coo soft , gentle and slow , the reason for this is you dont want to break a sweat as the glass fibers when agitated can get caught in the paws of you skin which will irritate you.

by matthew ellerby November 16, 2006

itchin & bitchin

to be so annoying that you are defined as a horrible itch and a bitch at the same time also when your having sex with a girl and her vagina is itchy and she is being annoying to you or nagging so you refer to her as a itchin & bitchin

" man your girl be a itchin & bitchin shit"
" dude my girl gave me a sick itchin & bitchin when we were done doing it last night cause i came on her face and she hadn't shaved in a long time "

by el macho guy February 18, 2009

Gabe-itch

Someone who you hate, a form of saying that you hate someone

That guy is such a gabe-itch.

by I dont eat forks April 21, 2021