beta key

The beta key is the one key to rule them all. It unlocks games like Dragon Ball D. It has powers beyond the power of a normal key, like your front door key. It can cure cancer. It can get you a blow job from a nerd in a dark alley. It can solve world peace. It can also unlock the nuclear codes from the United States and wipe out all of North Korea. But it primary purpose is for hanging shit on people who havent got the beta key. Because its so incredibly awesome and unlocks games like Dragon Ball D

How come you havent got a beta key? You suck!

Ive inserted the beta key and Im letting the nukes go now Don, which site was it again?

by honneamise October 29, 2018

Beta

Someone who's dog eats their food, and makes them clean it up, and is one-hundred percent not a beta

Corbin is such a beta

by Nixon Slime May 28, 2021

Beta

A loser named Zach

The dude can’t pull any women! What a Beta!

by Reckin Cru December 7, 2022

Beta male

A man who sits on his girlfriends lap

Cohen Allen is a beta male

by N88 June 7, 2023

beta simp

A sideline simp watches and admires or dreams about the other lover.

Some beta simps never dare to open their pieholes.

by [Insert FakeName] June 24, 2024

is beta gay

jordan is gay not beta

the potato otherwise known as beta is the one true non gay living person on the planet unlike “Jordan Keys” who is mega gay so no “is beta gay” should not even be a question so fuck off jordan

by Elmopai November 16, 2018

Beta

Any country other than the United States.

“Been to France?”

“Naw they Betas.”

by Tdawg2022 December 6, 2020