Did you see the latest edit by Silver hill media? How are they so good and all the other companies like Anthill films and Freeride entertainment so bad compared to them?
by Clay Porter February 20, 2014
A level 5 sex move, in which the core concept is to ride your lady friend down the stairs. Below are what you need to know in order to complete the act:
Preparation-
Take your partner to the top of a staircase, and proceed into normal sexual procedures, with you positioned behind her. It is also recommended to use lubricant and have vaginal intercourse in order to maximize the ease of you pulling out your penis. When you are ready to proceed to the act itself, proceed to the steps below (pun intended…)
How to perform the Silver Surfer Surfboard-
• If her arms are under her, grab them and hold them to her back.
• Kick her legs out from under her, and simultaneously pull your penis out.
• Immediately after she assumes a position where she’s laying flat, step on her back with one foot.
• Immediately after the previous step, grab her arms and pull them towards you.
• Then, kick off with your other foot and then immediately move it onto her back as well.
• Finally, if you feel confident, you can let go of her arms mid-motion and stand up, you have just completed a silver surfer surfboard!
*Note, the larger your partner is, the larger her back is, meaning you will have more area to stand on. Therefore practitioners new to the act are recommended to utilize fat women as partners.
Aftermath-
Immediately call the nearest hospital and claim your partner fell down the stairs. If you don’t, your partner may not consider doing the act again, because she will be dead.
Preparation-
Take your partner to the top of a staircase, and proceed into normal sexual procedures, with you positioned behind her. It is also recommended to use lubricant and have vaginal intercourse in order to maximize the ease of you pulling out your penis. When you are ready to proceed to the act itself, proceed to the steps below (pun intended…)
How to perform the Silver Surfer Surfboard-
• If her arms are under her, grab them and hold them to her back.
• Kick her legs out from under her, and simultaneously pull your penis out.
• Immediately after she assumes a position where she’s laying flat, step on her back with one foot.
• Immediately after the previous step, grab her arms and pull them towards you.
• Then, kick off with your other foot and then immediately move it onto her back as well.
• Finally, if you feel confident, you can let go of her arms mid-motion and stand up, you have just completed a silver surfer surfboard!
*Note, the larger your partner is, the larger her back is, meaning you will have more area to stand on. Therefore practitioners new to the act are recommended to utilize fat women as partners.
Aftermath-
Immediately call the nearest hospital and claim your partner fell down the stairs. If you don’t, your partner may not consider doing the act again, because she will be dead.
by Musty Musk Man October 09, 2023
A silver wedding ring tells people that my husband and I go on dates with other people outside of our marriage.
by Annamay November 18, 2018
by sam d. April 17, 2022
When you put your penis in between to fish fillets and she sucks it then uses the cum for tartar sauce
by III TTT June 20, 2020
A father who is never around, never supports their child financially, who shows up for a brief period of time and showers the child in gifts, money or experiences before disappearing again. Based on original magic disappearing acts using a Silver Dollar.
He was a silver dollar daddy, bought the kids an Xbox when he came by two years ago, but the kids haven't heard or seen from his since.
by Avice Muir August 03, 2021
ebony: let's go in johns office and pretend to break his legos.
yonas: pretend? let's really bust that shit up.
ebony: alright, but that's just wrong dong silvers.
yonas: pretend? let's really bust that shit up.
ebony: alright, but that's just wrong dong silvers.
by ebonyebony March 25, 2008