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Dutch Turnover

The term for when one sees a very attractive person out in the public and then a very ugly one right after another. That happy sexual feeling followed by disgust is called the Dutch Turnover or D-Turn.
Guy: "Yo dude, check out that ginger in the corner right there"
Guy2: "Yeah, i see her. she's pretty fine

(A fat chick gets in the way of the ginger)

Guy: "Woah, major D-Turn!"
Guy2: "i think im gojng to barf now, gotta' love those dutch turnovers"
by Lolias April 27, 2011
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Dutch Leprechaun

The act of having sex with a midget. In which you lay down and the midget gets on top and your friend/partner lifts the midget up and down. Similar to the dutch rudder.
Dude, Blake and I took a midget home last night and I gave him a Dutch Leprechaun.
by CBoBaggins December 5, 2018
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Dutch Igloo

When one person traps a fart in a fridge and leaves it for the next person to smell.
I totally opened the fridge to Paul's Dutch Igloo this morning.
Mike's Dutch Igloo turned all of our produce brown.
by tallmangram January 22, 2019
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dutch tea

When a wrinkly old man who does not shower dips his dirty ball bag in his beer to make it a brown and dirty color.
Holy fucking fuck balls David, this beer tastes like a Dutch tea.

Shut up and drink your dirty ball water Garrett you curly headed fuck.
by Van Dammit February 24, 2015
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Dutch condom

Participating in a 3 person sexual encounter where the anal penetration is powered by a separate anal penetrative action.
We dutch condomed last night, it was great!
by LordOfTheFlees January 29, 2022
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dutch mustang

The Dutch mustang is when your lady puts on wooden shoes and then bends over while you fuck her from behind. The shoes make it sound like you are a riding a horse through the streets of Amsterdam.
She sounded just like a Dutch mustang.
by Chucktatorship May 2, 2018
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Dutch Inhaler

"That bitch got a nice ass im tryna give her a dutch inhaler"
by EmptyAnnex August 22, 2018
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