following the idiot

When someone doesn't think for themself.

I told him don't follow the idiot when he tried to implement the new process and his only reason was because he was told that process from someone else. Otherwise you are following the idiot.

by @dontfollowidiot January 4, 2014

Idiotically Enhanced

One who is trained to be an idiot, by fellow idiot peers

Barb is idiotically enhanced from her friends

by WassabiChild November 20, 2016

idiot badge

A mark, such as a scar or wound, that could have been prevented if one ridiculously obvious precautionary action had been taken.

I earned my idiot badge today by scalding my tongue with a freshly poured cup of hot coffee.

Bob failed to properly unload his gun before cleaning it. Therefore, that bullet hole in his leg is his idiot badge.

by Anthony Melvin September 22, 2009

Long Idiot

Any kind of snake.

Frank is a long idiot.

by roxasthenobody98 April 24, 2022

The 4 Idiots

The 4 idiots were a project created by Mr. Goggins to keep Steve company after he helped him with the Jaydoni incident. The 4 idiots can all be controlled by Goggins and attack any enemy with great power, however, when not controlled by Goggins, they are absolute clowns, hence their code name. Their names are Josue ( J1), Jason (J2), Marvin (M1), and Miguel (M2).

The 4 idiots are completely retarted and like to mess with fans as they spin, what clowns.

by V0ID_0 April 28, 2022

The Idiot Factor

The result of 1- to 3-star reviews written by idiots who don't know how to use a product on an online store's website. Always take this into consideration when weighing user reviews.

dipshit245 says:
Title: hurrrr i dont no how 2 settings
**1-star review**
Body: its like the settings is invisible! i need to no how 2 settings! fix pls!

And that everyone, is the idiot factor in action.

by n_s_s_sporto July 8, 2016

smart idiot

The type of person that has book smarts yet lacks basic knowledge or common sense. A smart idiot is the type of person to ace a math test but not know how a can opener works, or the type of person to know the entire periodic table but pushes a pull door

A: hey it's C
B: did he just try to push a pull door?
A: yeah...
B: doesn't he have straight As?
A: yeah...
B: what a smart idiot

by Person12350 April 22, 2022