Judge "I hereby order mother to pay father $$1000/month in child support. Sorry, mother, I know he abused the child and he makes more money than you. But he hid his money really well and Perjured himself ... Shrug So, obviously, there's nothing I can do. Anyway, enjoy your life we destroyed. Court is adjourned."
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John scrolling through news on Facebook sees a comment on a post about gas prices
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Get the supportiveness mug.The chronic issue where a problem resolves itself as soon as technical support or an IT professional takes a look at the issue especially if it makes you look like an idiot.
You are an idiot that called in for a non-issue or navigation mistake and the technical support or IT professional blames it on Looming Support Syndrome to make you feel better.
by Wandering Fox June 13, 2016
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"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."
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Stephen offered Shelby the Whoral Support she needed until she was able to sit on her friends fat cock while her husband was out of town.
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