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Investigatorally

see also: investigatively, investigatorial.
A process in which one observes, measures, fact-checks and sleuths for the right answer, specifically in the Criminal Justice arena.
Through my investigatorial findings, it is clear that the blood did not belong to Jennie

I found, investigatorally, that the crime committed was indeed committed by none other then the Masked Mutant
by dateofbirth October 16, 2012
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Investicles

nounBelonging to one whose testicles become invested in a woman. This usually means he will be hard to reach as his time is now taken by his girlfriend, and he wishes to protect his investment. He will ignore his friends, lie about what he his doing, where he's at, be less willing to take risk. Putting all the eggs in one basket.
He hasn't answered his phone since they started dating.

He's got investicles man, he's working to get that pussy.
by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013
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Investigative Journalism

Code for looking up shit that you really shouldn't be looking at.
John: What are you doing online at 3 in the morning?
Seth: Uhh.... Investigative Journalism.
John: Christ, what was it this time?
by gLiTcH(); January 5, 2021
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life investor

term describing a "sugar daddy" and/or "sugar momma" that sounds less degrading than flat out claiming that person gives you money essentially to breathe and/or end up in compromising situations. Easiest way to decide a girl has a life investor: no job with lots of travel pictures alone i.e. Dubai, expensive purses, shoes, and the words 'public figure' any where on her Instagram.
Friend: Wow Jill, how do you get to take all these vacations and have all of these lovely handbags?? You don't even have a job!

Jill: Easy answer! I found a life investor online and he's all I'll ever need. And no, you won't see any pictures of him, he's wayyyy to camera shy. Plus he's always working so you won't be able to hang out with him.
by blue donk June 29, 2017
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Yiddish Investor

1 of 2 Major Types of Alter Ego in Venture Capital

An investor (Typical of an Ashkenazi Jew) who will act aggressively pushy and uncompromising towards an entrepreneur, almost to the point to being offensive/rude, but will ultimately commit funds to kickstart the founder's startup.

A Yiddish Investor is the direct opposite of a WASP Investor
VC: So why should we trust you? Why shouldn't we just fund your competitors? This seems really risky and illiquid, how do you plan to mitigate these factors? We don't really see the potential for an exit in an IPO with this idea at all, what do you think?

Entrepreneur: (Answers Uncomfortably but Truthfully)

VC: ALTHOUGH this seems extremely risky and prone to failure, here is my money nonetheless.

Entrepreneur to his Co-Founder: They may be tough and straight to the point, but we are grateful to have a Yiddish Investor onboard.

~Word created by Woodrow @ Decheque
by Woodrow Sun June 1, 2019
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infestable

capable of being infested
That storage shed was infestable. Later on termites infested it.
by vacillate February 2, 2005
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incest

The Creator of the Alabama population
The reason Jake and Logan Paul are so happy together
My sister fucked me
INCEST!
by job10101001010 April 29, 2019
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