The exact art born after successfully harvesting a deer, as coined by the legendary Hunter Jake.
Upon slugging a deer from what is likely 40 yards away, you must add an unbelievable amount of yards, like 300. So, you tell everyone it was about 350 yards away when you shot.
After you find your deer, you then take pictures and tell all your buddies you slayed a monster buck, as if it were the largest ever taken. You remove the head and put it in the bed of your pickup truck to show to all your buddies in the coming days.
Finally, and this is the most important step: you must don a new camoflauge hat with logos of equipment used in the hunt, such as Browning, Winchester, or Remington.
It is important to note that your story must be exaggerated more and more with each telling of the hunt and also that a new hat is required with every successful harvest of a monster 3 point buck.
Upon slugging a deer from what is likely 40 yards away, you must add an unbelievable amount of yards, like 300. So, you tell everyone it was about 350 yards away when you shot.
After you find your deer, you then take pictures and tell all your buddies you slayed a monster buck, as if it were the largest ever taken. You remove the head and put it in the bed of your pickup truck to show to all your buddies in the coming days.
Finally, and this is the most important step: you must don a new camoflauge hat with logos of equipment used in the hunt, such as Browning, Winchester, or Remington.
It is important to note that your story must be exaggerated more and more with each telling of the hunt and also that a new hat is required with every successful harvest of a monster 3 point buck.
Person 1: I just got a 13 point buck!
Person 2: Send a pic! Congrats dude!
Person 2: Dude, you're a regular ole Hunter Jake. That's like a 5 point.
Person 1: its legit. Just a bad camera on my phone.
Person 2: Send a pic! Congrats dude!
Person 2: Dude, you're a regular ole Hunter Jake. That's like a 5 point.
Person 1: its legit. Just a bad camera on my phone.
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This often leads to awkward situations in the workplace due to workplace hierarchies, age differences, and the spreading of rumours. Relationships can be more sexual and casual in nature (i.e. hookups) or more serious and long term. In any case, being a hostess hunter can be quite risky, since it can damage one’s professional reputation, and often ends with the hostess being collateral damage.
This often leads to awkward situations in the workplace due to workplace hierarchies, age differences, and the spreading of rumours. Relationships can be more sexual and casual in nature (i.e. hookups) or more serious and long term. In any case, being a hostess hunter can be quite risky, since it can damage one’s professional reputation, and often ends with the hostess being collateral damage.
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He's a guy with nothing to do, their penis is not even visible, and he surfs the internet looking for photos and videos of people wearing fake clothes.
They attack people, like YouTubers or others for wearing fake clothes from a one dollar store, even though they may not be even that particular brand.
So, if someone has fake shoes in a video, my dear, who has an all-seeing third laser eye that recognizes every piece if it's defective, fake or shitty.
I should tell you that half of all rappers on the global scene are wearing fake shoes.
I'm not a fucking hypebeast, but I'm pissed off at these little assholes who browse around the internet, wearing Gucci shit their parents bought them, listening to the worst rap music possible (Lil Pump, 6ix9ine), and insulting and finding the slightest imperfection in everyone who has fake clothes, then posting it on insta groups, tagging themselves there, laughing, and wanting to escalate it.
Holy shit, like I saw some guys taking a picture of an old lady on the bus who just has some knockoff of those fucking Yeezy shoes, take a picture of it and post it on that group and wait for everyone to like it or some other shit and the old lady doesn't give a fuck, or the guy who goes to work to earn some money.
You mother's pets who get money from your parents, shut the fuck up.
There's no fucking difference between the quality of Chinese pants and branded ones.
He's a guy with nothing to do, their penis is not even visible, and he surfs the internet looking for photos and videos of people wearing fake clothes.
They attack people, like YouTubers or others for wearing fake clothes from a one dollar store, even though they may not be even that particular brand.
So, if someone has fake shoes in a video, my dear, who has an all-seeing third laser eye that recognizes every piece if it's defective, fake or shitty.
I should tell you that half of all rappers on the global scene are wearing fake shoes.
I'm not a fucking hypebeast, but I'm pissed off at these little assholes who browse around the internet, wearing Gucci shit their parents bought them, listening to the worst rap music possible (Lil Pump, 6ix9ine), and insulting and finding the slightest imperfection in everyone who has fake clothes, then posting it on insta groups, tagging themselves there, laughing, and wanting to escalate it.
Holy shit, like I saw some guys taking a picture of an old lady on the bus who just has some knockoff of those fucking Yeezy shoes, take a picture of it and post it on that group and wait for everyone to like it or some other shit and the old lady doesn't give a fuck, or the guy who goes to work to earn some money.
You mother's pets who get money from your parents, shut the fuck up.
There's no fucking difference between the quality of Chinese pants and branded ones.
Fufu Hunter: Man, who do you think you're gonna impress with those fake-ass Jordans from one-dollar store.
Normal person: Those are not even Jordans, those are normal Nike AirMax, just check the label.
Fufu Hunter: ...
Normal person: Yeah thats what I thought, sudden silence is so nice from you, you stinky fufu hunter!
Normal person: Those are not even Jordans, those are normal Nike AirMax, just check the label.
Fufu Hunter: ...
Normal person: Yeah thats what I thought, sudden silence is so nice from you, you stinky fufu hunter!
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