no hoods in school

The Dumbest fucking rule in school

Kid:*puts up hood*
Teacher:No hoods in school!!!
Kid:WTF

by Eatus_skeetus_fetus_deletus October 15, 2019

hood wipe

When you put a fat bitch on a car and you drag her across the hood

Damn Donnie how is your car so clean. Oh I just got a hood wipe from your girl

by Coolkid_73 May 14, 2018

hood poor

The opposite of hood rich. Your credit has gone so horrendous that you can no longer buy the items that you desire and IRS is after your ass. You don't have any more cash to spare for weed. Your mom is enough of you and kicks you out of her basement.

Yo did ya hear my buddy Jerome is so fuckin' hood poor, nigga can't even afford a single shot last saturday

by Oriental Memes March 12, 2017

hood yodeling

1)when rap lyrics don't sound like actual words just series of pitches and tones in a semi melodic fashion. 2)the type of rap that tries to attach itself to real hip hop.....:see trap music

Young thug sounds likes he's hood yodeling when he raps.

by rorr82 n Bucky BaxWar Carr May 24, 2016

Calum Hood

The sensational the bodacious the CALUM HOOD
The hottest in 5sos

Calum Hood? Oh yeah the hottest guy in 5 seconds of summer. Calum gives very much big dick energy

by calumhoodswifey January 28, 2021

Hood stank

Someone whose attitude is falsely confident because it is arrogant; but derives from being ghetto.

Beyoncé is bougie but Megan thee Stallion is hood stank.

by Countdown_Krew February 25, 2021

Hood Weeb

Weebs from the hood or a bad neighborhood who watches anime. Usually, they have the same taste in anime. This usually is shonen anime and may include: Naruto, DBZ, One Piece, Bleach, Hunter x Hunter, Black Clover, Demon Slayer, Seven Deadly Sins, and others alike. Enjoyment of manga may vary based on the person.

Hood Weeb: No cap, that new episode of Demon Slayer was clean.
Weeb: Damn, I'll have to watch that after school then.

by nocapman March 5, 2021