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Heaven

Heaven is a very loud girl who is also loud , shy , funny , smart , and pretty. Even though when you meet her she is quite nice she does have a bad side and will turn up in a heartbeat. She has a high sex drive , which that is what boys like most. She is messy but trust me she can back her messiness up

So if you get a heaven keep her crazy ass!
Heaven is very messy but I like it!
by __unicornpony__ March 26, 2019
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HEAVEN

HEAVEN is the Opposite of HELL ... If HELL is chaos, fire, demons, darkness, never-ending torment, and drowning in the most vile filthiness for eternity, HEAVEN is peace, clouds, angels, light, never-ending bliss, and being surrounded by the most beautiful and clean paradise ever.

Most humans are condemned.. we are liars, thieves, blasphemous, vile, wicked, idolaters to say the least ... HELL was made for the devil and his angels, but most humans are easily deceived by temptations. Even if they believe Hell and the devil exist, they still live to their rules, their pride, and their evil. This is the ultimate Matrix- humans get to choose Heaven or Hell. But the only one laughing in the end is the Devil who gets to torture masses of human souls for eternity. In Hell, humans are dog toys to demons. Whatever a demon wants to do to you, they do.

Contrast all that with Heaven. Heaven is a place of victory- it is a play of heroes. Many people in heaven died for their faith in Christ or gave up their lives to the mobs of evil people on earth. But these heroes are rewarded with eternal bliss and paradise and those dumb humans who thought they got away with tormenting others for a few years are now tormented for ever and ever.. and their tears will never stop while those in Heave God wipes away all their tears.

If souls in Hell are dog toys.. saints in Heaven are super-heroes.

Don't be a dog toy for eternity. Be a super-hero in heaven. Ask Christ to forgive you and follow Him 100.
It is either Heaven or Hell... which do you want?

If Heaven and Hell exist, why still live as if they don't?

Jesus said to one thief on the cross, "Today you will be with me in paradise."
by Keeping it 100 from Cali November 7, 2021
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Heaven and Daniel

Cutest couple ever she's gonna bend over he's gonna destroy it epic cuddles will follow
Heaven and Daniel keep all the neighbors awake.
by Meowskii March 13, 2021
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Staircase to Heaven

When you bend over and you almost see your whole asshole.
A homeless man on a bike ride past me and I saw his staircase to heaven. im scared.
by savuren February 13, 2021
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Binary heavens

'Leesa downloaded it from the binary heavens.'
by Captain Ozone June 7, 2021
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Pennies From Heaven

The delectable dish of perfectly microwaved hotdogs sliced to perfection and folded into the cheesiest macaroni and cheese creating a pleasurable meal comparable only to the feeling you get when Pennie’s fall from heaven.
Man I’m so down in the dumps. I can really
Use some Pennies from heaven to fill my belly and my soul.
by MaC AnD ChEe October 17, 2021
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pussy heaven

Where the pussy that a guy named Daniel fucked goes and where pussy cats go
That pussy went to pussy heaven.!!
by Realnigga84 December 8, 2022
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