having a turkey

Having a turkey can often mean to have a moan or to be displeased with something.

Can sometimes be shortened to 'turk'.

"Look, shes having a turkey" (moaning)
or
"Oh no... you're actually having a turk" (unhappy)

by Jo-han August 11, 2006

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Having A Nash

Doing something so stupid it ruins your life, but makes you greatest man on earth.

Crashing your mams car twice then swimming through a river to escape the police, your friend then says to you, "my god you hero, your having a nash"

by ThomyTodd99 March 14, 2011

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Having a Cooney

when one is having a particular shite game of cod

im Having a Cooney today

by TANK031193 August 30, 2011

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having relations

The act of masturbating. Can be used to insult someone or embarrass them.

inmate: "Yo I seen you had a piece toilet paper over your window. You was having relations?"

inmate2: "Na man i was shittin."

by having relations April 1, 2012

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TO CRY LIKE A BITCH ALL DAY AND NIGHT UNTIL THEY GET WHAT THEY WANT. RUMBLERS USUALLY ENTAIL LENGTHY PERIODS OF REFFERING BACK TO THE SUBJECT MAKING SURE NOBODY FORGETS THEIR REQUEST. THEY DO NOT STOP MOANING AND CONTINUE TO WHINE MORE THAN A WOMAN ON THE RAG. (GEO RELATED)

GUY 1 - WHERE IS IT? I WANT IT NOW!
GUY 2 - NOT UNTIL YOU BEHAVE
GUY 1 - FUCK YOU JUST GIVE ME IT
GUY 2 - NO.
GUY 1 - FUCK YOU THEN IM LEAVING
GUY 2 - HAHAHA HES HAVING A RUMBLE

by GEO PISS TAKER September 6, 2012

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