Have some shit

For some reason the people of Drumchapel are going mad for this phrase, screaming "Have some shit" when in combative argument. Akin to "Fuck you", but with more venom, could be used in situations where a situation requires vengeance.
Derived from a human turd left on a doorstep in Earl St with "Have some shit" written on the inside of a Rice Crispie box stuck in it like a little sign.

I did some serious overtime this week, have some shit petterson.

by Flapjackandy May 18, 2008

I Have You

A reference to famous Youtube That Poppy "I Have You" video.
Often used by friends as a non-gay and non-weird way to say I love you.

Like bubscribe and I have you

by emma1488 February 24, 2017

have a bomb blast

This statement is said to individuals to ensure he/she enjoys themselves.

"Hey Mark have a bomb blast today!" or "I can't make it to the party mate, but have a bomb blast!"

by CDI May 4, 2018

I have no enemies

I have no enemies

Robber: I just robbed all of your lifesavings and killed your entire bloodline
*I have no enemies song randomly appears*
Me an intelectual: it's ok I forgive you, I have no enemies

by Amogusfartymcfart October 9, 2023

I dOnT HaVe To

You dont have to something

Karen: “Let me speak the manger
Cashier: “I dOnT HaVe To”

by Moo-se September 15, 2020

I have Covid

An excuse you give when you do not want to do something or attend an event, but don't have a actual reason to cancel.

"Just a reminder that the Baby Shower is at 3pm today at my house"
"Sorry I won't be able to make it, I have Covid"

by I'm Your Hucklberry April 17, 2022

You have lint!

The phrase one says when you find lint in your partner's vagina/ on his penis. It always provokes laughter. The mood may be killed if someone says this.

My boyfriend was going down on me, then he said:
"You have lint!"
I laughed for ten minutes.

by Blanket Basket June 18, 2010