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3-hole-punch

When a chick gets it in the ass, mouth, and vag at the same time.
but mouth vag 3-hole-punch
by iamsecretsanta December 4, 2009
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Yelp Hole

A void-like freakout similar to a K-Hole (seeUD def #3) but instead of drug-induced, the Yelp Hole takes hold when you are looking for a place to go to eat / drink.

The anxiety of social capital associated with selecting the perfect establishment for the people and event drives one into a Yelp Hole.

This phenomenon is primarily urban as the choices are so plentiful that they are dizzying and require Yelp to weed through them.

Generally the Yelp Hole spell is broken by someone being kept waiting -- who shakes you out of the Yelp Hole and into random selection.

Also related to it's paperback uncle -- the Zagat Freeze. and Siblings -- SeamlessWeb Fugue, Menupages Daze, and Chowhound Blackout.
The pressure to find a brunch spot to make all of her friends happy drove Sally into a Yelp Hole. Hours later, her friends were texting her furiously, hungry and confused, and yet Sally remained in bed making lists of potential brunch spots, unsure of which to pick.
by hinternetz August 29, 2010
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Pleasure hole

Where the guy sticks his dick during sexual interaction; where an orgasm takes place.
Jake, I stuck it in her pleasure hole last night, she moaned intensely.
by Pleasure Hole May 24, 2017
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car hole

a place to deposit one's car
by penguin October 28, 2002
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dick out hole

in the sport of golf, when you fail to drive the ball past the women's tee, you must play the rest of that hole with your dick hanging out.
yes honey i had a good time today, but i did have to play one dick out hole.
by dick January 11, 2004
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Mass-hole

Asshole from Massachusetts. Most commonly used for describing Massachusetts (Boston)drivers
I can't believe that Mass-hole just blew through that red light.
by Tanuki01 October 18, 2008
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if its a hole its a goal

literally every hole in the human body is a place for a man to stick his cock.

usally said in jest, but some sick people mean it
"oh dude, i can't belive you fucked her in the ear"
"If its a hole its a goal!"
by hsdd January 11, 2009
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