Hans

A bad omen. A call for impending doom.

Not another Hans.

by Leid October 7, 2025

han’s predebut rap

UNHINGED AF

“girl i LOVE han’s predebut rap”
“SAME SLAYYY”

by hanxhyunjin October 11, 2025

Bi Han

Kind of stupid when you think about it...

Bi Han "Capture Scorpion! Put him in chains!"

Hym "Yeah, ok- Er, eheh, what? Put... Put SCORPION... In chains?"

Bi Han "Yes!"

Hym "You mean... You want me to put SCORPION... The guy who's PRIMARY WEAPON... Is chains... In chains?"

Bi Han "Yes! What part of that don't you understand!? Go! Now!"

Hym "........ Alright."

*20 minutes later*

Hym "Heeeey buddy.... What, uh... What happened here?"

Bi Han "He overpowered us, killed all of my men, and escaped!"

Hym "OH!? REALLY? You gave the chain guy a handful of chains... And then he used the chains you gave him... To kill everybody and escape? Ope! Yep! I see it now. It looks like this guys wounds are cauterized... So I'm guessing he, I don't know, used the fire magic that he USUALLY USES ON HIS OWN CHAINS... On the chains YOU GAVE HIM... And then he pulled them through this guy's neck... Is that what happened?"

Bi Han "..........😡"

Hym "Well really, this is nobodies fault. I don't see how anybody could have seen this coming. I mean, who would have thought that the chain guy... Would use the chains. Maybe if we would have gave him, like, chains AND A TELEPORTER... THEN... THEN everything would have worked out. Wait! Chains, a teleporter, and a flamethrower... THAT might have worked... To stop him from doing the thing he did, you know, killing all of the guys that helped you capture him."

Bi Han 😡

Hym 😐

Bi Han 😡

Hym 😐

Bi Han 😡

Hym 🤨 "What?"

Bi Han 😡

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

Han Ji-sung

nucking figger

1: OMG I LOVE HAN JI-SUNG SM AAAAA
2: bro no one cares abt that little bitch

by theguy123123 October 26, 2025

Hans Simy

an extremely unfunny joke oftentimes resulting in overwhelming cringe, disgust, and sometimes even thoughts of suicide.

“that joke at the lunch table today was a total hans simy”

by daevbom October 27, 2025

Han

A asian dude who thinks he's very cool, often that's not quite the case...😐

I can tell that dude is a Han! Look, he's trying to dance!

by Jeccoo Chu November 7, 2025

Han Son

Han Son’s bestfriend is William, his favorite food is ping pong ball. He usually take stupid action to ragebait his friend often successful (surprisingly), he has an autistic lover, he loves her so much he can sacrifice his whole lego set for her.

Just use Han Son formula for this question.

by 1$4 November 25, 2025