Queers who give us real Italians a bad name. They spend an hour on their blowouts, get fake tans, and don't even speak a word of the Italian language.
by Baddy boy November 10, 2011
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by Moo~ October 1, 2006
Get the gundam mug.A Swiss national who wants to emigrate to Austria but cannot because he or she has Swiss instead of EU Citizenship. Generally a former-slave/convict who often goes without a toilet or shower and sleeps in their filth while they dream of migrating to the 1st world.
by SukDip February 22, 2011
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1. We Italian or Sicilian. (the tan ones, not the white ones)
2. Clothes are a mix of gangsta & prep.
3. We friends with all the gangstaz & preps.
4. We have a taper hair-cut with heavy gel.
5. We stay fresh, build body, shaved body.
6. Always chillin at clubs, the mall, or anywhere public.
7. Reside mostly in Brooklyn, Queens, Newark, and around there.
8. Most importantly, we got mad bitchez on our dicks.
1. We Italian or Sicilian. (the tan ones, not the white ones)
2. Clothes are a mix of gangsta & prep.
3. We friends with all the gangstaz & preps.
4. We have a taper hair-cut with heavy gel.
5. We stay fresh, build body, shaved body.
6. Always chillin at clubs, the mall, or anywhere public.
7. Reside mostly in Brooklyn, Queens, Newark, and around there.
8. Most importantly, we got mad bitchez on our dicks.
Why do white people always hate on Guidos? I know why, becuz they jelous motha fuckaz who cant get pussy.
by GenzoNYC April 14, 2006
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Hey did you see that new car called the gondola.
Aww sweet that food over there looks freaking awesome whats it called.
Its called gondola.
That race over their looks like they are practicing thier cultural background gondolaism.
Go gonda yourself.
Hey did you see that new car called the gondola.
Aww sweet that food over there looks freaking awesome whats it called.
Its called gondola.
That race over their looks like they are practicing thier cultural background gondolaism.
Go gonda yourself.
by Rave monkey28 May 4, 2010
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I am a GUIDO and LOVING it
by Brian Guido March 30, 2008
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