Booze gumps

A bodily function in which an external text can have an unconscious effect on oneself causing a physical inherent protect on the skin. Forming ridges and causing hair to stand up, paired with the heightened emotions due to alcohol

shaun is no longer able to experience booze gumps due to his stunted tolerance

by Takethepissoutofshaun July 12, 2017

natty gumpf

Vagina. AKA pussy

Damn! My girl throws the natty gumpf at me!

by Valiant219 August 22, 2017

The Gumper

When one has intense, vigorous sexual intercourse with themselves or their partner to the point where they lose all cognitive recognition.

"I remember the time Johnny gave himself The Gumper down behind my dad's camper with the life-sized blow up doll of Nicolas cage."

Honey, if you give me another Gumper I may never snap out of it.

Thanks babe, can I have another Gumper?

by Pseudosaur May 30, 2018

Fo'gumped

When the result of your actions or words are completely unexpected by other paties, because life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what your gonna get.

After beating Justin 20 times in a row at rock paper scissors, Lauren was sure she could now predict his next move. Unfortunatly Justin chose rock to her scissors and fo'gumped her ass.

by Persianxcursion June 5, 2018

tommy gumpal

A smart asian boi

Oh shit it’s dat boi Tommy Gumpal

by Yeet-Man May 9, 2018

Forest Gumper

dumper nociggies rolladumper raidtheashtray poor

‘Hey dude we are out of ciggies so hit the ashtray, dunno what’s in there but just roll up a Forest Gumper n roll with it’
‘I’m so high. No smokes. Roll a Forest Gumper!’

by ParkerRightoverthereplease July 12, 2018

covid gumping

Name given to the act of distance running as a hobby only induced by covid and the relative lack of things to do.

Of late, I've been pretty into covid gumping.

by badfeminist March 1, 2021