grumpy fart

A grumpy fart is when ur bowels in ur asshole drop a megafuckton of octaves and make a sound that sounds like a whale just two steped a giraffe

Yo Jared just layer down the grumpy fart

by Mr Chico Xeen May 8, 2022

Grumpy Member

Grumpy Member

/ˈɡrəmpē ˈmembər/

noun

def. A penis with fecal matter on it.

The Grumpy Member smelled poorly, a washing was in order.

by Himchickenrich May 10, 2022

Grumping off

When you rub one out while taking a grumpy

Anthony: Dude my girlfriend caught me grumping off and now she thinks im gay!

by Puddinboy May 29, 2022

Grumpy Dumpy

A shit that is not refreshing and feels bad to let go

I just shitted in my pants this shit a grumpy dumpy. -Palmer Mcshitter

by Palmer McCshitter June 4, 2022

Grumpy dumpy

A shit that is not refreshing to let go and you wish you hadn’t.

I just shifted my pants that shit was grumpy dumpy.

by Palmer McCshitter June 4, 2022

Grumpy dumpy

When you let a shit go and it was not refreshing and you regret letting it go.

I just shitted my pants that shit was a grumpy dumpy.

by Palmer McCshitter June 4, 2022

Grumper Bumper

When you are in a bad mood but your significant other wants to engage in sexual intercourse. This is called the grumper bumper because although you're not in the mood, who are you to turn down sex, so you push through with the grumper bumper?

My hoe ass bitch burned my toast, and thought she deserved this dick! She pissed me off so I gave her the grumper bumper.

by keithyweithy June 23, 2022