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50 shades of grey style 

When a girl wants to get whipped, hog tied, bonded to her bed, blindfolded or all of the above at the same time

Usually is a freak in bed and the girl has to be subdued by these methods. She wants all those methods all while taking it anal or vannila, not oral tho unless you're going down on her.
Ay man u wanna here about my night with Charlotte.

Yeah sure.

The girl was crazy we did it anal, oral and vannila last night, and she wouldn't stop.

Damn man she a freak.

She wanted me to go 50 shades of grey style on her. I didn't even have a whip man, I just had some rope and a bandana. She finally was tired and sporked to en the night.
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I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck 

I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck means you don't give a fuck.
You: Hfjone sucks. I hate you!!!
Me: I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck.
You: I'm sorry!! *CRIES*

Earl Grey 

When a male puts his testicles up a females (or another males) anus, the receiving female (or male) then proceeds to squeeze out said testicles, as if having a poo.
Pleasureable for both parties involved.
Like Tea Bagging, but anal...
your nuts smell youve had an Earl Grey
Earl Grey by Lee-Bee November 22, 2011

The Grey Poupon 

A sex act, similar to bukkake, in which a number of aged individuals dump the contents of their colostomy bags onto a willing participant.
A: You into scat?

B: I was. I need The Grey Poupon to get me off these days.
The Grey Poupon by no_no_NO August 27, 2013

Dir en grey 

A rather atrocious Japanese screamo shock rock band that sells records solely on the facts that:

-They are Japanese thus Otakus with no musical taste will listen to them

-They make "shocking" music videos

-There is a community of people that pretend all the band members are gay then masturbate furiously to each others "Stories"
"hai guiz read mai new Dir en grey fanfic, I haz Die and Shinya as Kyo's sex slavs, lawl lawl *fap fap* "

elsa grey 

person- silent film/stage actress from 1912-1926. known for her beautiful features and amazing voice, she stared in many films with renowned actor, of both screen and stage, joseph a. jolley. it is rumored that this dynamic duo's love life was alive both on and off the camera.

verb- sexual position; in which the girl(usually on her knees) is bent over a bed, while her male partner is behind her doin' his business. similar to a 'jolley', but without the mystical animal.

adj- used to describe the awkward position you are in, when both you and your significant other are trying to be big spoon. usually leads to an awkward kiss, then a change of position.
'elsa grey is one of my favorite early american actresses. her and joseph j. were an amazing duo.'

'me and my girl were in such an elsa grey the other day.'
elsa grey by mrjoej6969 February 25, 2011

charles grey 

Charles Grey is a character from Book of Murder.

He is fine af.
Friend: Who are you looking at?
Me: *fangirl squeals*
Other Friend: She is looking at Charles Grey, don't bother her. It isn't safe.
charles grey by hellabutler July 23, 2015