When a chick is naked on her knees blowing a guy, reaches between her legs and shits in her hand, then slap splatters it onto the guys chest right as he cums.
Hey Joe, you know that chick we're sending to Git-Mo?
Yeah.
Dude, she gave me an iraqi hand grenade for some skittles.
Fucker, those were my skittles.
Yeah.
Dude, she gave me an iraqi hand grenade for some skittles.
Fucker, those were my skittles.
by Truthman406 November 30, 2025
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Get the grenade train mug.John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
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Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!
Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!
Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!
Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!
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Get the Lady Grenade mug.When a grenade horn is used to drink beer vertically, as if it were a beer bong. Grenade Bongs are strictly for "Bros", and should never be used by an actual grenade.
-The Grenade Bong originated from ODU in Virginia on October 20, 2011 at the district. "Beef Cake" and "Swag Master" are the founders of this wonderful college pastime.
-The Grenade Bong originated from ODU in Virginia on October 20, 2011 at the district. "Beef Cake" and "Swag Master" are the founders of this wonderful college pastime.
Tarah K. and Jourdan N. took those Grenade Bongs like champs last night on Thirsty Thursday. They are such Bros!
They also received a respectable amount of lap dances that night.
They also received a respectable amount of lap dances that night.
by brODU October 21, 2011
Get the Grenade Bong mug.When she's on her period, and you can only do anal. 3 seconda before cumming you pull the string (tamPIN) and yell "Bloody Grenade!!!", and then Explode!!
They hadn't seen eachother in weeks...
She was so horny on her period, that he gave gave her a Bloody Grenade!
She was so horny on her period, that he gave gave her a Bloody Grenade!
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