Ikea Girlfriend

A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home

Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"

Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"

Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"

Bob: "Yup"

by mung_bean January 21, 2016

Boyfriend and girlfriend

When a girl and a boy find out they like each other and start dating. They will love each other and promise to not cheat on each other.

Girl 1- OMG. They make such a good couple.
Boy- Now, that's the definition of boyfriend and girlfriend.

Girl 2- Like, totally.

by Just stating the truth April 20, 2017

girlfriend energy

The kind of vibes you get from a girl you see in the store or anywhere out in public (especially when she is alone), to make it known by everyone around her that she is not available. Maybe it’s because she’s got headphones on, she’s looking at her phone or her surroundings a lot to keep track of why she’s out in the first place and who is around her, and she doesn’t make eye contact or really smile at anyone. She’s not in a bad mood, she just doesn’t want to be approached by anyone with romantic (or, maybe even platonic) intentions of getting to know her.

example 1-
guy 1: hey man, you see her? go and holler at her
guy 2: nah bro she got gf energy, i’m not tryna get in somebody’s drama
guy 1: oh yea, you right. she don’t even smile, haha

example 2-
i used to come in here all the time and she’d ring me up and we’d talk a little before i left the store, but i gave her my number a couple times and now she got gf energy and won’t talk to me at all. i think she’s with somebody

example 3-
girl 1: why’d you give that man that girlfriend energy like that?
girl 2: what man?
girl 1: i know you just seen him! the dude that just smiled at you a minute ago! in the grey shirt?
girl 2: so? what about him?
girl 1: you know you’re single.. go talk to him! give that man a chance, i think he likes you.
girl 2: yea, i’m good on that… i don’t wanna talk.

by neil rc April 5, 2023

girlfriend veto

This is used when the man in question is making a bad decision. The girlfriend has the right to enforce a veto.

Bf: I'm going out with my friends. Were cliff jumping today!
Gf: Youre gonna die. That's a total girlfriend veto.

by LizzieLustmord November 26, 2017

My girlfriend

A bitch

Look at my girlfriend

by Your mom37262527838262628 May 27, 2021

Sleeper (Girlfriend)

A girlfriend that is ugly on the outside, but is great in bed

Tom: Hey Muhammed, is your girlfriend hot?
Muhammed: Nah, but she's a sleeper (girlfriend)!

by Roffle Waffle December 21, 2006

honorary girlfriend

A chick normally an AKA that you keep as a girlfriend without any sort of commitment. Benefits are the same as a regular girlfriend but again NO COMMITMENTS. Honorary Girlfriends are not entitled to anniversaries however.

I have 3 honorary girlfriends and they are all AKA's. I better call one so I can get my FREAK on.

by AKA Skiweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 16, 2008