"Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."
by Tigh November 01, 2017
(Adjective) a word to describe a female that pretends to be obsessed or involved in the same interests, music, fandoms, etc. as her boyfriend/girlfriend to feel accepted by said partner.
Did you hear carol has been listening to country music and wearing camouflage and cowboy boots everywhere?
Seems to me like she became a fan girlfriend for her country boyfriend.
Seems to me like she became a fan girlfriend for her country boyfriend.
by Lavendear March 24, 2016
A device created and cultivated to produce the true born Nebraskan. It contains their biggest export of wool along with the sensual masturbate device called the "Pocket Pussy". It enhances the animal instinct of Nebraskan folk and intensifies the pleasure of one man in particular. It satisfies the indulging need of sexual intercourse when he "can't get any". This term is the purgatory status of being a virgin and the old fashion self-help masturbation. The Barnes' Girlfriend is in local stores near you, if you are in Nebraska.
A guy was "struggle busing" today on getting a new girlfriend and so he met with his Barnes' Girlfriend in bed that night.
by Struggle Bus 69 May 01, 2013
The Best "Guy" in the World He Changed His Name Once or Twice But I remember Him as Wiz He isn't Gay But Will do Anything for Ethan's Happiness
by Roffle Waffle December 20, 2006
The girl that's your neighbor, friend from work, or just friend in general, like a booty call, but there's attachment, you want her and she wants you, but neither of you is "emotionally ready"
by trixy sparkletits aka stabooby February 26, 2009