GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

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Gary Neville

someone who twerks for everyone except his own club

Stop being a Gary Neville and celebrate the goal

by Uncertain_Heisenberg November 5, 2023

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Gary cheeser

An adjective used to describe any cheesy thing a man or woman does, whether it be good or bad a, Gary cheeser can be any manner of things from a pedophile to a politician.

Man that guy mark is such a cheesing bastard!

Oh yeah marks a Gary cheeser if I’ve ever seen one!

Real cheesy for sure…

by Cheesastercj December 18, 2023

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Gary Keese

Mr. Keese is a pedophile in his middle 50's who likes touching under aged girls and is VERY weird.

Angela Foster -He walked into the girls locker room when they were changing. he is such a pedophile. And a straight up weirdo he is such a Gary Keese

by anonymous February 22, 2024

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Gary Indiana

Exactly what you think of when you think of a dystopian wasteland Southbend is better
Almost as much as saying St. Louis doesn't exist (which it doesn't it's a conspiracy theory)

Gary Indiana is a poverty town and shit hole that's been said too many times. Oh yeah they're building a casino which is so on par with them

by S/he’s just a friend March 12, 2024

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