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Forbidden pudding

Forbidden Pudding (noun): Slightly off-putting term for the thick, yellowish-green phlegm that emerges while coughing, sneezing or blowing the nose, during a severe cold or flu. This term highlights the gelatinous, pudding-like consistency of the phlegm, which, despite its name, is anything but edible.
"I was feeling a bit better this morning, but then I coughed up some chunky Forbidden Pudding."
"There's nothing like a bout of Forbidden Pudding to remind you you're still sick."
by TheJusticeBear November 21, 2023
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Forbidden Fundip

When you take a butt plug and dip it in lubricant, then roll it around in the finest columbian fish scale.

A euphoric experience that numbs the hole all as well! It’s forbidden fundip!!!
Yo bro I did that forbidden fundip on Kayla yesterday! She is such a freak!
by Billy boy baggins December 9, 2023
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Forced Speech

It's like forced celibacy. I mean... You could just do it willingly and be happy about it. Right?
Hym "I don't like the term 'forced speech.' I perfer 'Involuntary.' You're saying it but... Not voluntarily. And no Chris, all I care about is talk. But is that what you want Chris Williamson? You want me to murder the kid instead of talking about it? You tell me when and I'll do it. Say "Hym Iam kill the kid today." And I will do that Chris Williamson because apparently the things YOU SAY... YOU TALKING (You fucking retard midget prick) is the structure of reality upon which I step. You speak and the ground manifests beneath my feet. Like, you can't disparage talking what you do nothing but talk."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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Forced vital queef

When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.
Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.
by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024
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forked off my spoon

When you fumble the bag so hard you may as well have made your spoon into a fork.
"I think I might have failed that exam. I forked off my spoon so bad, bro."
by Cozydinos August 21, 2024
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forced my lute

A phrase used in "An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals", a letter to Robert Boyle from John Clayton.

Its literal meaning would be that the preassure created during the experiment was enough to breeak the "lute", which was a substance used to make seals between various chemistry apparatus (1)

A more modern use of the phrase thats recently started to recently arise, is to use it as an alternative to "grinds my gears" (2)
(1) "At first there came over only phlegm, afterward a black oil, and then likewise a spirit arose which I could noways condense; but it forced my lute, or broke my glasses" - An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals, a letter to Robert Boyle from John Clayton

(2) "Ya know, it really forces my lute when people dont read the pinned comments" - Technology Connections : Pressure lamps: gaslighting on the go
by vivid_62 February 10, 2024
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Forbidden Fun Dip

When you’re having anal intercourse with a woman and after getting your penis nice and juicy, you ask her to give you better than average fellatio.
Talking to a buddy: “So yeah; I was in Alabama last weekend for my family reunion, and I got a little bit of that forbidden fun dip. Grandma nearly lost her teeth.”
by Syphilus Infected Sea Skipper February 27, 2024
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