Flabbergasphemously

When something does something Flabbergasphemously, it makes you flabbergasted.

The cat, flabbergasphemously, ran across the room.

by Dragoninja54 February 7, 2022

Flabbergasted

A term for being greatly surprised or astonished.

"These news have left me absolutely flabbergasted!"

by AdlerHidolf February 11, 2022

Flabbergasted

Basically when someone is too shocked to talk or to process what's happening.

person 1: BRO, I just f*cked your mom.

person 2: ... (They are flabbergasted)

by speteyboi February 12, 2022

Flabberknocking

When a guys balls hit his legs as he’s walking.

I’m so uncomfortable my balls have been flabberknocking on this entire walk.

by Brookenook March 3, 2022

flabbergasted

a word to describe pretty people

“omg you look soooo flabbergasted today!!!slay😂”

by Arianagrandemother1 March 10, 2022

Flabber-Gassed-It

When somebody is so startled or frightened that they crack a rip in their jeans. They jump so hard that they pass gas loudly and/or often times shit them self uncontrollably.

Did you guys see jimmy in class today? Amy smacked his ass and he flabber-gassed-it all over the back row during a silent study.

by Yo mama and them April 4, 2022

flabbergasted

a word of absolute excellence. a word only to describe the MOST surprised & shocked people.

“i was absolutely flabbergasted when i found my sister in my cousins bed.”

by el williams April 14, 2022