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i have no flock

Noel doesn't have the time nor does he want to chase you. "I have no flock"
by Kismet Kitten May 20, 2017
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i have no flock

Idiomatic phrase

1. Facebook fan page following less than 100,000
2. Friendless

Alternatively:

3. Description of a person who doesn't waste a lot of time online.
1. Bank account and self-worth entirely depleted, Freya set her Facebook fan page to "Unpublished" and murmured to herself: "I have no flock."
2. Ernie has no friends. He has no flock.
3. Kendra doesn't believe that a flock of friends is an expected fruit of living a purpose-filled life.
by peppermintisgood May 20, 2017
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Acting as a Flock of Seagulls

The term originates from the base definition of a group, no less than 2, incoherant bigots who have nothing better to do but pester and drop feces from their mouths that only irritate everyone in the vicinity because nobody wants them around.

Another sub definition is Flock of Faggots thinks that using urban dictionary to vent their bitching monthly bleeding vaginas, is going to do a damn thing, and stupidly thinking it accomplishes anything at all besides proving that they in fact need to get out of their nesting basement.
I know 2 players in PUBG who are Acting as a Flock of Seagulls.
by YourNewStepDadLittleMan May 10, 2018
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The Kev Flock

The one and only Kevin that make YouTube videos. Sometimes, he disappears for a while, but He continues the vlogs soon after.
Person: yo I was watching The Kev Flock yesterday, and it almost made me puke

Person 2: are you crazy?! That dude is the best YouTube ever!
by Anonymous typed who watches tv December 24, 2019
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Get midlessly flooked

My friend playing Witcher 3 be like: "That was an easy fight! (Bludimir fr slayed 6 of 'em half-dead fuckers)"
*Drowner jumpscares his ass from behind*
My dick for brains: "U mofo, get midlessly flooked, them Drowners really be trying to stuck their dick into your arse nigga!"
by Franchek March 16, 2024
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act like geese and get the flock outta here

I'm fuckin leavin, syonarra
Go to your gf's house. She says," I'm on my period". "Well I guess it's about time to act like geese and get the flock outta here".
by Mr.McGinnis June 27, 2016
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