The act of taking a pic while taking a shit. Best seen as a snapchat caption.
Sending snaps of your poop is not cool, send snaps of your face instead! We love to see the facial expressions.
Sending snaps of your poop is not cool, send snaps of your face instead! We love to see the facial expressions.
by King Boo JP September 17, 2019
Get the doo doo flexmug. A little bitch of a CO that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.
Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.
Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 12, 2025
Get the Flex Officermug. An attack which involves a set-up period where KJ performs a dance, followed up by a punch that creates giant cracks in the air.
by LegokoaSpongebob March 12, 2025
Get the Unlimited flex worksmug. you’re bragging and flexing ( to show off ) about something and it’s makes you sound weird and stupid.
EXAMPLE 1:
James: I slept with my girlfriend’s sister.
Alex: weird flex but okay .
EXAMPLE 2 :
Lucas: my wrist hurts from this new gold Rolex I bought, it’s heavy af .
Sophia: weird flex but okay.
James: I slept with my girlfriend’s sister.
Alex: weird flex but okay .
EXAMPLE 2 :
Lucas: my wrist hurts from this new gold Rolex I bought, it’s heavy af .
Sophia: weird flex but okay.
by N_BNB March 18, 2021
Get the Weird flex but okaymug. Also known as “rich people problems”, a “first world flex” is essentially a first world problem, but one that’s simultaneously boastful as well as whiny and arrogant.
“Yesterday Phil was complaining about how he didn’t know which camera he should look into on his new iPhone 11. I fucking hate him and his first world flexes.”
by face of mars November 18, 2019
Get the first world flexmug. by Camoflame88 May 27, 2016
Get the Flex rexmug. 