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sick farts

The farts that go to a sick person's mouth.
I just gave "person with disease" some sick farts and they said, " uhhhhh, I don't feel good." *dies*
by OriginalTreeBOI December 7, 2019
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new fires

A term used for a single or group of newly hired employees, that by fault of their own, has been or is about to be fired.
Oh my, did you see the latest group of New Fires in orientation? I doubt they will last a week!
by chachajoe November 11, 2019
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Morrison Fires

The name that the radical left wing tried to market the 2019-2020 Australian bushfires. This is not the official name and never was or has been.

The name originated from Reddit r/australia, a notoriously left wing forum where facts are often ignored.
Did you see the reddit post about the mom wanting to call this bushfire season the Morrison Fires? Yeah me too, what a bunch of fucking brain dead morons.
by FactualPolitics January 8, 2020
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Vibrating Farts

Fart or Farts that are powerful enough to make your clothes vibrate.
James:Dude, That man farted so hard that his pants started to vibrate!

Austin: Yeah, those are called Vibrating Farts.
by FartNinja12 September 3, 2020
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Dragon farts

An analogy for when things are feeling magical due to the fact that dragons are a magical creatures hence their farts are extremely rare
Mark just won a new car bet things are dragon farts for him
by Herdom December 30, 2020
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Empty Farts

Farts that do not have the after-smell of any food.

i.e.-Plain gross-smelling/odourless farts.
"Dude, Adrian farted in front of the whole class while munching on some Cheetos"
"Did the farts at least smell good, like Cheetos?"
"Nah man, they were Empty Farts"
by MadLadChan June 28, 2021
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Cutesy Fartsy

Cutesy Fartsy is an adjective that has been used to apply to a broad range of situations and actions, e.g., a French movie, a sitcom, something you take a break from, fake happy art image, a banjo tune, a target audience who won't like the movie, a story, something that needs to be perfect, a name that deters you from trying products out; a lovey dovey romance; a way of acting to get someone to do something for you; artwork; a name a customer was forced to use to place an order.
The saying: “Cutesy Fartsy” as used on the internet

From Reddit, “I’ve always liked this cutesy fartsy French movie too.”

“For those of you who’d rather watch some cutesy-fartsy sitcom, try something else

Drawing mutants with Zbrush, is “just taking a little break from “cutesy fartsy stuff!”

“Those that try to put on a fake happy image with cutesfy fartsy art to boot”

“A new cutesy-fartsy-banjo tune”

“Your target recipient is ages 17 and up, likes hip-hop and gangster movies, and won’t go for any cutesy fartsy artsy shit like “fill in the blank” no matter how much you try to convince them it’s great (and it is)”

“The story is a little cutesy fartsy, BUT the illustrations are just beautiful.”

“It’s not something that needs to be cutesy fartsy perfect.

“Not so spooky but cutesy fartsy necklaces for only 110 pesos”

“Don’t let the cutesy fartsy names deter you from trying the products out

“I’m just going to enjoy that movie for what it was a lovey dovey cutesy fartsy romance, not an examination of the future.

“He’d act cutesy fartsy with you, telling you to just give him a piece since he can’t get his butt out of his chair.”

“I am not a fan of animals or anything cutesy fartsy on my toys.”

“The artist mind becomes numb and wrought with cutesy fartsy stuff, and in order to ‘balance’ themselves, they add nasty little quips or . . .”

“. . . because the teenager kept trying to force this customer to use their cutesy fartsy name to place an order
by rav3633 November 4, 2021
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