finger dick

the act of sticking your finger through the zipper of your jeans and humping girls or guys for sexual pleasures, with an open mouth and making awkward sex noises.

Steve: Hey Jezzy, look!

Jezabelle: Get your finger dick away from me!

or

Steve: Uhh Uhh, YES OMG ALL THE WAY BABY!!!

Eric: Umm Steve, I'm a dude and get your finger dick away from me!

Steve: The fact you're a dude makes it more interesting, and I know you like!

by appledumplings69 March 15, 2009

Finger Talking

used to describe someone who is constantly text messaging their friends.

I was out with Bill and the whole night he kept finger talking with his girlfriend.

by Honkhogan82 October 7, 2008

Finger parade

When one bombards another person with numerous, repeated middle fingers.

This bitch cut me off driving so I totally finger paraded her!

by Aprilshowers April 14, 2009

finger farming

planting your fingers where they don't belong. cultivating a woman not in your possession.

the girlfriend said to the boyfriend "you go finger farming around we are done!".

by bob1000 December 3, 2009

Finger slippage

to feel someone up or or engage in foreplay with the hands.

"I totally got my finger slippage on with that girl last night in the club"

Jon: "How'd that date go last night?"
Jeff: "Pretty good, we didn't bang, but I got some finger slippage in."

by dontgiveashittt January 3, 2011

Finger Barrels

Fingering; surfing slang originating from the term 'barrel' (the tube-like part of a wave).

"What'd you do with Tara last night?"
"Heaps of finger barrels, I was frothing ay."

by Tilllllllllly August 24, 2012

finger swimming

A female masturbation where she uses her fingers.

She was finger swimming in front of a mirror.

by kisska September 17, 2012