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Falcon Goggles

A crippling condition inflicted upon male cadets of the US Air Force Academy that:

1. Causes female cadets that would be average or unattractive anywhere else to appear acceptably attractive, or worse, hot (see golden pussy syndrome, fool's golden pussy syndrome);

2. Causes any female not wearing a military uniform (which, by the way, makes any woman seem unattractive despite any original attractiveness) to appear far more attractive than reality would suggest;

3. May be abbreviated as "foggles", and when coupled with beer goggles, cause the victim to become foboogled, in which case he's probably going to hook up with a very ugly chick sometime soon.
1. Riley is a 5 to most people, but among cadets with Falcon Goggles, she becomes a 7.

2. Justin's Falcon Goggles gives him an irresistible urge to hit on any civilian chick he sees.

3. Cadet X: "I can't believe you hooked up with Kimmie last night. That bitch isn't remotely cute."

Cadet Y: "Dude I was so drunk I barely remember what she looks like."

Cadet X: "Sounds like you were foboogled then. How unfortunate."

Cadet Y: "I don't care man. Still got me dick wet."
by Definitely Not Cadet Y October 4, 2013
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Falconer

Don't be such a falconer bro!
by Champ Longfellow April 16, 2015
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fagone

"oh, look at Brian, he's being such a fagone."
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facan't

Facan’t, when a person is fucking cunt but circumstances prevent you from using the actual words.
I was driving mum home and some facan't cut me off, had to be nice and not yell you fucking cunt.
by pezpact June 5, 2019
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Falconbridge

Falconbridge a peaceful quiet town. With a few rednecks, Falconbridge is a very nice town with friendly people. A great place to move to, and to raise a family. Everyday you will see somebody walking around the roads. Although some roads may be crappy due to the heavy slurry trucks, it’s still safe to walk around. Every Friday at 1:30 an alarm goes off for the smelter, that May startle you. Falconbridge, the end of Falconbridge Rd. the population of 670+ people. Falconbridge is a wonderful community.
“Hey where do you live?” “I live in Falconbridge!”.
by Cheesy hamster September 21, 2020
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Bird Facing

An action were one will bob their head back and forth in a ridiculous manner while listening to music, and ignoring the outside world.

Common cause for bird facing is unknown but studies may have a direct link related to music such as nickelback, coldplay, justin bieber, and many more.
Example #1

person1: "that chick is totally bird facing right now"
person2: "like a boss, she is probably going to have a headache"

Example #2

bobbing bird

Example #3

when bird facing one will appear to have similar movement to that of a pigeon.
by JewsLoveMyOven August 17, 2012
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Peanut butter falcon drink

A alcoholic drink consisting of half peanut butter whiskey and half rootbeer
by Drunkologist December 28, 2021
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