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Moose Fucker

A slur referring to Canadians. It finds its origin in the common practice of the same name in northern Canada. Canadians living by themselves in cabins in the frozen north often grow very lonely during the long winter months. These Canadians then spread their food scraps outside of their cabin. Moose (and other animals) are attracted by the smell of this food, and the Kanuk then proceeds to mount said Moose, often pleasuring himself hundreds of times with the same moose until springtime!
American: Man, Keith is such a moose fucker! I know cabin fever can get bad, but why doesn't he just polish off some alcohol instead?

Canadian: Well, he's originally from Georgia, so he only drinks Southern Comfort. But a Moose's bunghole offers just as much comfort!
by John Christian December 26, 2008
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fucker bucks

Relating to extremes of money. Refers to both a) the few dollars left in your checking account after you've been spending large amounts of money in an irresponsible manner, and b) lots of cash.
a) After balancing her checkbook, Heather was heard to exclaim, "I'm into the fucker bucks now!" b) I just got my bonus check so I'm loaded in fucker bucks.
by Sue C. April 23, 2006
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radio fucker

Someone who thinks they are cultured because they listen to the radio, but can't form their own opinions about music.

Someone who discredits quality music because it "isn't popular."
Person:I love Akon!!
Another Person: Yeah. Why?
Person:He's on the radio, he must be good!
That other person: You're such a radio fucker.
by That other person May 13, 2008
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McMother Fucker

Someone who is a super sized mother fucker, as in super sizing at McDonald's.
"So, he came to the party, brought all his friends, drank all our beer, and left. What a McMother Fucker."
by Jackie McNasty May 21, 2009
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Jeans Fucker

a person who has sex with their jeans on because they are too shy for the girl to see their body
Jill: i was doing james the other day and he wouldnt take off his jeans
Sara: wow, what a jeans fucker
by Adassica November 6, 2009
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dumpling fucker

the act of squeezing a midget between your legs while shitting on his feet and commenting on his nipple rings.
Jstrat2 performed a dumpling fucker after being killed in modern warfare 3
by harris poon November 11, 2011
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Holy Mother Fucker

Something so big, "wow" can't even begin to explain it
by Kennykid2002 March 27, 2009
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