A "friend" on facebook whom you added after meeting for a brief period of time. A friend of a friend of a friend, someone you met at a bar, or just a random acquaintance who happened to add you. You rarely, if ever speak to this person.
"Why are 90% of my friends Facebook friends? Who the hell is (XXX)?"
"Who is (XXX)? Oh yeah, I talked to her once at the bar... great, another Facebook "friend""
A: "Who's this (XXX) person? I think talked to her once in my Biology 302 class."
B: "Bam, Facebook "friend!""
"Who is (XXX)? Oh yeah, I talked to her once at the bar... great, another Facebook "friend""
A: "Who's this (XXX) person? I think talked to her once in my Biology 302 class."
B: "Bam, Facebook "friend!""
by SimpsonsFanatic August 07, 2009
When two people would like to add each other as friends, but don't want to be the ones who make the friend invitation. This puts them in a game of Facebook Chicken, where they wait until the first person gives in to making the first add invitation.
A: "Check out the pictures of Jenny in the 80s party, it's hilarious!"
B: "Uhh, I have to view it through John, right?"
A: "Yea, your his friend, right?"
B: "Eh, we are still playing Facebook Chicken."
A: "Serious? We've known him for 2 years!"
B: "Yea, but then he'll think I want to be his friend."
A: "But you do!"
B: "I know, but I want him to be the first to ask me, it's complicated ok!"
B: "Uhh, I have to view it through John, right?"
A: "Yea, your his friend, right?"
B: "Eh, we are still playing Facebook Chicken."
A: "Serious? We've known him for 2 years!"
B: "Yea, but then he'll think I want to be his friend."
A: "But you do!"
B: "I know, but I want him to be the first to ask me, it's complicated ok!"
by A3DFXx May 06, 2008
When the tabs in your internet browser slowly all turn to facebook. Invasion mostly likely to occur while procrastinating, facestalking, or at 2 in the morning.
Guy 1: Dude, where the hell did my sparknotes page go?
Guy 2: I don't know, man. What're your tabs now?
Guy 1: Shit... a facebook invasion...
Guy 2: I don't know, man. What're your tabs now?
Guy 1: Shit... a facebook invasion...
by Dave Newton March 13, 2011
by Anonny McNonnerson September 07, 2008
A euphemism for Facebook stalking.
A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"
B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."
B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."
by Ssstttuarrrrt January 16, 2011
Posting numerous statuses and pictures on Facebook to feel satisfaction from the number of likes they receive.
Deb: Mary posted 10 statuses yesterday and 100 pictures from her wedding.
Leif: Wow, that's Facebook Whoring
Leif: Wow, that's Facebook Whoring
by zzLGEND24zz April 09, 2013
The act of waking up one morning and looking back at what you commented/liked on facebook the night before and saying What the Fuck?
Guy #1: "At what point last night was I talking to a girl that looks like the turtle from finding nemo on facebook?"
Guy #2: " Idk you must have had a facebook hangover."
Guy #2: " Idk you must have had a facebook hangover."
by Mike CockCherry June 20, 2011