fork

1. to maltreat

2. to copulate
(both senses are used as a euphemism for fuck)

She wants to fork you as if you were a plaything.

by The Return of Light Joker August 11, 2008

fork

a fake dork, one who pretends to be lame

"What is 2+2?" Bill asked.
"Uhhh 5?" Bob said.

Bob is a fork. He knew the answer, but decided to be a fork instead.

by natamatar March 14, 2009

Fork

Robert Banhegyi is infact a fork.

Hey, you see that kid over there?" "Yea, Robert?" "Yea, he's fork, aye?" "hahaha, yea, a serious one

by Mystrey person. July 5, 2010

forkfuck

Sticking a fork up your tight, little, Asshole

I just forkfucked my buddy the other day

by TheTwoTrucksGuy December 20, 2020

Grand Forkian

A word to describe someone who lives in Grand Forks, B.C. Canada.

1 "Whats up, fellow Grand Forkian?"

2 "My fellow Grand Forkian and I will be leaving"

by Acenom January 14, 2011

she bites the fork

a female who is overly aggressive

“i broke up with her then she slashed my tires”
“yeah man, she bites the fork”

by sickomode69 July 17, 2019

forny

A word to describe the state of being both fat and horny. Fat girls don't get any as often, and therefore are more desperate to go out and get laid. It doesn't matter how ugly you are, if you are fit and pay the least bit of attention to a forny bitch she will return the attention with all her forny being.

Forny bitches always know how to ruin a night. Oftentimes you'll find one of these amongst a group of hot girls. Once intoxicated, the forny bitch will became your worst nightmare at hooking up with any of the attractive girls in the group. These are called forny den-mothers. They constantly demand attention even though they deserve none. They are not amusing, they are never attractive, avoid at all costs!

"Fuck that forny bitch, if it wasn't for her, I'd have woken up next to a slammin' hottie."

"Go eat some burger king and leave me alone you forny whore!"

"Dude I totally fell for that forny gross beezy last night. Talk about beer goggles."

by RMazz January 16, 2010