FICO

An invisible pimp who will tell you what you can buy and where you can live.

Man, if you don't have a FICO score of 685 or higher, you need to turn around and FICO will turn to FUC-U!!!!!!!

by Hell, Why Don't You Name Me Dammit August 23, 2007

fictate

To inform a television or screen character of impending danger under the assumption they can hear you.

Sandra: No, don't go in there! The killer is hiding behind the door!
Jennifer: Why do you always have to fictate when we watch movies together?

by Jessy G June 8, 2007

Ficool

Mix between the Italian word "Fico" meaning "Cool" and the English word "Cool", meaning "Cool" !

Yesterday we saw The Star Parade live in Italy, they were Ficool

by TheStarParade March 10, 2010

Fickle Fuck

One who is a fuck that changes his opinion and mind multiple times causing shit to stirr

He is such a fickle fuck! When will he ever settle down?

by JaCkAsS February 5, 2014

dickle fickle

Someone who doesn't want to suck you off.

Dam that girls hella dickle fickle.

by funksterhipsterpunkster November 6, 2003

Non Fiction Fiction

Essentially A Short Lived Lie Told By Some1 Who Wants To Hide The Truth About An Embarrassing Situation. The Speaker Of This Non Fiction Fiction Is Often Caught In The Middle Or Immediately After The Story Is Said

-Walks Up To Group Of Guys-
Marcus-"I Just Quit This Crap Job Man!"
Guy 1-"Wow, Just Like That?"
Marcus-"Yeah, The Boss Was Destroyed When I Told Him"
Guy 2-"Sounds Like Some Non Fiction Fiction To Me"
Marcus-"Nah Brah Its A True Story"
Guy 3-"How Are You Still Here After The Boss Caught You Jerking Off In Your Cubical?! By The Way, Security Is Coming So You May Wanna Go!"

by Kokujoman July 28, 2011

Fan Fiction

A piece of 'literature' written by a fan of a tv show, movie, series, anime, etc centered around the same or some of the same characters and possibly a similar plot. Fan fictions usually contain characters acting in a manner that they would never act like, dating people they would never date (including people not of their gender preference), getting with people that they would never get with, and so on. Many are never finished, are never editted, and are not worth reading. In sites such as fanfiction.net they are likely to contain yaio.

"(reads) ...And so Itachi pressed Naruto... (wait is this fan fiction rated R? -goes to read another-) ...Kiari commed her haire in perfekt emostile..."

by Electromagnetic Spectrum January 10, 2009