Language used by Boomers so ignorant Gamers won't know what their grandparents are talking about. Usually words that contain more than one syllable and spelled correctly when written with pen and paper - secret tools that Gamers don't recognize. This language is known to a few Gamers that have an IQ over 89 which is only about 5% of Video Turds. A legend in Boomer history says that sometimes a Zoomer will scream out an English word as they beat off.
Hey, let's talk in English when we get some this afternoon so our grandson won't know we're having sex instead of taking a nap.
by Yeahbutthis Istrue March 21, 2020
Get the English mug.During morning sex, John Stewart stands over a woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling "God Bless America".
"Now hold still, Ann Coulter, because I, John Stewart, am about to drop a loaf on your shriveled up skankboobs for a lovely English Breakfast. Gooood Bless Americaaaaaa!!!"
by NotJohnStewart December 3, 2013
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by shannonkg September 6, 2008
Get the new england superhero mug.Person 1: This is soooo haaard.
Person 2: What? Math class?
Person 1: No, english class.
Person 2: I feel for ya buddy...
Person 2: What? Math class?
Person 1: No, english class.
Person 2: I feel for ya buddy...
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Get the Engineer mug.When a standing male urinates between the legs of someone sitting on a toilet (who is also urinating). Often done as a sexual fetish or to save time when the bathroom line is long.
Becky: I have to go to the bathroom.
Martin: Me too! English Horseman?
Becky: What's that?
Martin: It's when I pee through your legs while you pee.
Becky: Please go away.
Martin: Me too! English Horseman?
Becky: What's that?
Martin: It's when I pee through your legs while you pee.
Becky: Please go away.
by RancorTrainer January 5, 2014
Get the English Horseman mug.Small spittle buildup at the edges of the mouth commonly brought on by sleep deprivation and an enjoyably adventurous lifestyle. Chemical analysis of saliva likely to reveal a wide variety of high quality spirits, beers and hot beverages as well as possible indication of slightly more decadent substances.
1. woah dude you got englerts (New York-ese)
2. looks like a particularly fun night has resulted in a touch of englerts in me gob (Londinium)
3. Dude you just brushed your teeth or something? Where the hell did you find a toothbrush in a disused warehouse rave?
- Naw man, probably just Englerts
4. Either you've just drunk a delicious and foamy cappuccino or you might wanna wipe the Englerts off yer mouth
5. The lighting is appalling in here and I can still see you've got Englerts. No - not your nose, your mouth. No the other side. Jesus. Have some Chungy to sort out your saliva.
2. looks like a particularly fun night has resulted in a touch of englerts in me gob (Londinium)
3. Dude you just brushed your teeth or something? Where the hell did you find a toothbrush in a disused warehouse rave?
- Naw man, probably just Englerts
4. Either you've just drunk a delicious and foamy cappuccino or you might wanna wipe the Englerts off yer mouth
5. The lighting is appalling in here and I can still see you've got Englerts. No - not your nose, your mouth. No the other side. Jesus. Have some Chungy to sort out your saliva.
by Young M Chungy April 14, 2014
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