Elephant Luau

Same as a standard-issue luau, but with an elephant substituting his tail and trunk for the equipment of two men.

Dean and Rob had other plans, so Kristin had an elephant luau with Jumbo.

by Marcudis August 2, 2008

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The Elephant Tusk

A naked male runs about the room making a god awful sound like an elephant while jerking his man-meat wildly with each step.

AREGH...RAWRRAWRAWR...ARGH ARGH THE ELEPHANT TUSK RAWR

by NeoNetGen February 21, 2011

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Elephantisha • elephantis • Elephantis Bonerus • Elephantisis • elephantism • Elephantismic • Elephantist • elephantitis • Elephanting • elephantitus

Out of the four size stages of vagina, baby elephant toes are the biggest. It is best described as a large unnatural bulge in the female crotch region. The other size stages are as follows, camel toes,moose knuckle,gorilla fist, and finally baby elephant toes

That girl had some massive baby elephant toes going on that I couldn't help but stare.

by The Balls Johnson June 3, 2016

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pink elephants

An appropriate term to bid someone goodnight.

"I'm going to go to sleep."
"Okay, pink elephants!"
"You too."

by L-Dawg J-Fizzle September 13, 2011

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elaphantitis

To have an unusually large set of nuts

Jimmy couldn't walk properly and tripped on his nuts alot because he had elephantitis

by Nut Skraper May 25, 2003

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Testicular Elephantiasis

Sometimes shortened to TE, there are two definitions of this word:

1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.

2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.

Dumbass: DUDE did you see Jim today?

Dude: No, what happened?

Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!

Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!

Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!

Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?

by cee-em-kay April 2, 2011

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