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dutch heater

Much like a dutch oven, a dutch heater utilizes the warmth of heating blankets. Many professionals step up their game and their stank by unleashing this powerful concoction under the warmth of a heating blanket. The added heat presents an unpleasant atmosphere for the unsuspecting occupent.
"I totally pulled a dutch heater on Jillian the other night. The stank consumed her entire body."
"If you really need to break up with someone, you can try a dutch heater."
by Sir Patrick Knight September 14, 2016
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Dutch Lantern

When you are laying in bed with someone and push their head under the sheets while flatulating. Then, while holding the sheets down to contain the fumes, you light a match or lighter under the sheet with your free hand igniting a mesmerizing flame that will likely burn the person inside.
“My girlfriend gave me the Dutch Lantern last weekend, so I spent most of Saturday night in the ER and will no eyebrows for weeks”
by Chillosophy August 5, 2018
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dutch windshield

Using a penis to clean off another persons butt cheeks.
Don't Dutch windshield me!
by Douche master69 May 8, 2014
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Dutch Cannon

Lifting the sheets or blankets with your leg while lying in bed after filling with hot gases, and quickly dropping them to create a blast of air at the end where ones head would be. (Also See: Dutch Oven)
After eating Taco Bell I Dutch Cannoned my wife and now she's divorcing me.
by DutchCannon January 4, 2018
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Dutch chimney

When you fart into a sweatshirt that’s pulled over your knees, then it poofs up through the neck hole of the sweatshirt into your own face
I wish your house wasn’t so cold, then I wouldn’t be forced into a Dutch chimney situation.
by Muffins. November 9, 2019
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Dutch Tuckie

The Penis and testicals are put into a condom then inserted into the anus .
I gave that whore a rough dutch tuckie
by Bretski666 March 16, 2011
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dutch threesome

I don't like to pick favourites so I decided to do have a dutch threesome.
by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017
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