dumb vag

1. a person who exhibits the physical qualities of a vagina while also having a low I.Q.
2. a remarkably fun insult whose exectution has been perfected by Orangeville Improv, the Improv Wives Club, and anyone else remotely connected.

Note:
Adding a few more adjectives (such as crusty or sandy) before "vag" is completely acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged.

"you.. dumb.. VAAAAAAAAAAAAAGG!"

OR

"ew, I can hear the sand in that dumb vag from over here!"

by x-tian + tierrrradactyl March 4, 2005

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dumb hammer

A Dumb hammer is a flaccid penis that is attached to a stupid, wasted, drunken man. Who will flash his penis and expect everyone to think it is something that is worth looking at.

Brian was in his house and his windows were open and he was choking his chicken and someone outside looks in and can see him spanking his money and yells, Quit abusing your dumb hammer....

Or

Brian, sittin in his lawn chair naked and wasted, sloshing his beer down his gullet, stands up and yells, "Get a load of this and stands up and waves his penis at the crowd. Someone from the crowd laughs and points, laughs and yells, PUT THAT DUMB HAMMER AWAY.

by eve co October 4, 2009

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dumb dirty

The act of doing a promiscuous activity, either alone or with one other persons, infront of an audience or crowd of spectators. Doing the dumb dirty will usually result in extreme embarassment and shame.

vinny: you abdu, how you gonna do that dumb dirty in front of all these kids at the part?
abdu: i'm am so ashamed, why am i dumb dirtying??
vinny: bruh nerd

by pharohdick May 26, 2014

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