Dry arse

Someone who gets offended at a joke for no reason

"Mate sahra is such a dry arse"
"I know all you did was call her a puff"

by Biggingie September 5, 2020

dry power

Power derived from having nothing left to lose. With this power one can do things that one would normally lose face for.

The hecklers in wheelchairs yelling "our home not a nursing home" during Nanci Pelosi's speech in support of an act that would give those with disabilities more freedom. They are using dry power in interrupting her speech because they have no voice and no face to lose.

by intercision November 21, 2013

Dry squeeze

(v) the periods during a diarrhetic poop session in which poop fails to present itself. (see: dry heave)

Monica: Hey! You're back! But, you're face is all red. Was that a Dry squeeze?

Carl: Yes. Toss my salad?
Monica: Sure!

by sickboy:( February 9, 2013

Dry Darcy

when a woman farts while you’re performing cunilingus and it dries your face

Nancy soaked Tim’s face during oral sex, but made a courteous gesture when she followed up with a dry Darcy.

by Brian Dorst August 19, 2020

Dry Wank

To clean the pipes of ones pink oboe with no jazz score to hand.

I had a painfukl dry wank last week when the interent went down for a day; Rubbed my cock raw.

by Scurlage July 27, 2020

Dry Mopping

The act of taking ones dry ball hair and running it across a person’s face (not to be confused with tea bagging).

Greg got really hammered and passed out on the couch night so the dry mopping commenced.

by MarzRoidRage February 28, 2018

Dry hottub

Unlubed anal fisting forcing any trapped air to be expelled

I rammed my fist in her arse and it sounded like five fat chicks jumping into a dry hottub

by Four and a half men December 20, 2017