the douchiest douchebag consists of a white boy who claims to be very straight but is evidently not. all he wears is patagonia, boat shoes, birkenstocks, nike hats and rip n dip; and if you don’t wear these brands, he will, and i mean WILL, shit on you. he plays soccer but not for the school team— just in high school but still snapchat’s the boys every day about how not just saturday, but every day is for the boys. however, never is he ever truly with the boys. he is always chillin with the sistas. joggers are a must, he claims to be the best drunk in town, however, he is worse than a thirteen year old who’s parents have left for the night and had three shots of the oldest whiskey in the house and claims to be HAMMERED. he will hatch match any female and then flex when he wins. but if any man who tries to hatch match, he cowers in fear, says “nah not this week”. he snorts creatine. says he is going to quit juuling but still fiends pods. his BMI is zero. it’s a challenge being his friend because despite all of this, you love him to death, and he’s actually a pretty great friend. he’s fun to make fun of, but he is always there for you and makes you laugh all the time. you love the douchey douchebag because even though he’s a wreck, he’s still a good guy at the bottom of it all and he has good intentions.
by thegalofthetown October 1, 2019
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Get the Douchebag Billionaire mug.1 a : One who regularly inserts a douchebag probe in his anal canal for pleasure
2 a : One who regularly inserts a douchebag probe in his anal canal for pleasure... and fills it with PEROXIDE... a solution whose WARNING label states, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY
3 a : British : a rude awakening
2 a : One who regularly inserts a douchebag probe in his anal canal for pleasure... and fills it with PEROXIDE... a solution whose WARNING label states, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY
3 a : British : a rude awakening
A brilliant NYC HS teacher inserted a long douchebag probe into his anal canal, then filled it with PEROXIDE, yes, a solution whose WARNING label states, DANGER, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY.
TRUE STORY: A NYC High School BIOLOGY teacher, carefully (obviously without much thought)-(because he regularly performs idiotic acts - and we must point out that "only" if necessary, he will think about them after the action has taken place) at any rate, this "brilliant" HS teacher inserted a long douchebag probe into his anal canal, then filled it with "PEROXIDE"... yes, a solution whose WARNING label states, "DANGER, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY"... to cleans it out well, (can we say EXTREEMLY & moronically well)... so bloody well, that the walls of his intestines fried & before he can realize what an idiotic action he just inflicted upon his own self, he began to excrete blood & vomit out of his ass, for a good week. What some people do for prostate stimulation is quite disturbing... WAS THIS IDOIT BORN THIS WAY, OR DID HE LEARN HOW TO BE SO FREAKING DUMB?
TRUE STORY: A NYC High School BIOLOGY teacher, carefully (obviously without much thought)-(because he regularly performs idiotic acts - and we must point out that "only" if necessary, he will think about them after the action has taken place) at any rate, this "brilliant" HS teacher inserted a long douchebag probe into his anal canal, then filled it with "PEROXIDE"... yes, a solution whose WARNING label states, "DANGER, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY"... to cleans it out well, (can we say EXTREEMLY & moronically well)... so bloody well, that the walls of his intestines fried & before he can realize what an idiotic action he just inflicted upon his own self, he began to excrete blood & vomit out of his ass, for a good week. What some people do for prostate stimulation is quite disturbing... WAS THIS IDOIT BORN THIS WAY, OR DID HE LEARN HOW TO BE SO FREAKING DUMB?
by Elliot Sphinxtr July 24, 2008
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Get the douchebag tag mug.That guy seen in almost every movie which includes some form of corporate company; that one well-dressed and successful office douchebag who is on top of the food chain.
Some you may have seen:
- Bill Lumbergh (Gary Cole), "Office Space"
- Luis Litt (Rick Hoffman), "Suits"
- Howard Hamlin (Patrick Fabian), "Better Call Saul"
- Therman (Zach Galifianakis), "Dinner for Schmucks"
- Donnie Azoff (Jonah Hill), "The Wolf of Wall Street"
Some you may have seen:
- Bill Lumbergh (Gary Cole), "Office Space"
- Luis Litt (Rick Hoffman), "Suits"
- Howard Hamlin (Patrick Fabian), "Better Call Saul"
- Therman (Zach Galifianakis), "Dinner for Schmucks"
- Donnie Azoff (Jonah Hill), "The Wolf of Wall Street"
Jim - "Hey, Sean. I was passing by the water machine yesterday and did you see Carl's attitude towards Bryce Man, he is such an office douchebag. And the way he parades around like an alpha male and smiles."
Sean - "Yeah, man. He even smells like one too."
Jim - "What would an office douchebag smell like?"
Sean - "Like spicy musk, something like that."
Jim - "Ah, I get you."
Sean - "Yeah, man. He even smells like one too."
Jim - "What would an office douchebag smell like?"
Sean - "Like spicy musk, something like that."
Jim - "Ah, I get you."
by AJollyGoodJester May 14, 2016
Get the office douchebag mug.That DJ you've added to Facebook that sends constant invites to crappy events. He always has the place bumping, usually with 5 people in attendance and considers anyone that praises his work as his best friend. A real douchebag. Tells everyone how much he gets laid when he in fact has a girlfriend of 7 years at home that he has a mortgage with. Also has a meme based off of him: memegenerator.net/dj-douchebag
DJDB: "man I had that party BUMPIN' tonight!"
Me: "There were only 4 people there"
DJDB: "EVERYONE LOVES ME"
Me: "Your a douchebag, DJ, and DJ Douchebag"
Me: "There were only 4 people there"
DJDB: "EVERYONE LOVES ME"
Me: "Your a douchebag, DJ, and DJ Douchebag"
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Get the DJ Douchebag mug.Canadian: Dude, these guys on Jersey Shores are real chotch bags, eh?
American: Uh, what?
Canadian: Oh, sorry, I mean, Metric douchebags, eh.
American: Uh, what?
Canadian: Oh, sorry, I mean, Metric douchebags, eh.
by Metric Douche November 21, 2010
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