Doomed

To be doomed is to be the guy that never gets any pussy. This is the type of guy you know when you go out this man is not taking a chick home with him whether he wants to or not. Everyone usually feels bad for the doomed guy and tries to help him get some ass, but they usually just run away or yell at you for trying to help. Common doomers usually tell you to stop being weird or that you’re not funny when you’re trying to help them get some poon, meanwhile you’re fighting for the good will of their life. One of the last things you want to be is doomed.

Person 1: Yo did he close with that chick he was talking to at the bar.

Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.

Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?

Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.

by astank5 May 2, 2023

Mental doom

Loosing your self confidence,motivation after a serious of unfortunate events and treating yourself badly until commiting rage quit from life.

My gf broke up with me, my collage broke up with me, my friend broke up with me. I feel like I am in mental doom

by Azagth February 22, 2020

doom spending

Fuck it. I can't afford the shit I want anyway. Spend it when I get it. Nothing matters.

I'll never be able to afford a house or children, so I've been doom spending on dumb shit all week.

by bdotsquared2 November 30, 2023

DOOM Annihilation

a movie which rips off alien and contains doom refrences

doom annihilation was a shit movie and a shit adaptation

by church of eg January 19, 2021

Miscetaneous box of doom

A large and unwieldy box containing a high number of miscetaneous items. Often this box is used as a last resort when attempting to pack up a dorm room. To create a Miscetaneous box of doom, simply find a large box and throw the entire contents of your room inside, without any care for delicate items or organization.

"Where is the extra power strip?" chris asked. Tergis responded - "Oh, I think its in my miscetaneous box of doom. Good Luck."

by theterg June 28, 2009

doctor doom

Funny dude on twitter
He mains doctor doom on fn lol

look its doctor doom from twitter!

Hes really cool man!

by BurnoutBiker October 7, 2020

Doom

A street performer dressing up with a bucket, hoping for people to give them money.

Don’t give that doom any money.

by Logarithms1 July 5, 2025