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Duncan Donuts

A medieval-Europe chain of fast-food joints that were founded by one of King Arthur's choicest knights.
Duncan Donuts mostly catered to fellow gladiators, but naturally, the "ladies' man" knights who ran the pubs were always only too happy to chivalrously serve hot coffee to damsels in distress, as well, whenever they made their shivering entrance on a chilly winter morning.
by QuacksO October 8, 2018
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Dunkin Donuts

Krisby Creme but worse.
Krisby Creme is better then Dunkin Donuts
by Vormix June 7, 2018
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Absolute Donut

an absolute donut is any one who is stupid. for instance ..
OMG You are such an absolute donut 🤭🥴 ( says in british voice )
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The long donut

When a guy sticks his finger all the way down his penis and pulls it out. Thus his dick resembles a long donut.
Kevin- Whats that kid screaming about?
*looks down to the bottom bunk*
AHHHHHHHHH HE GAVE HIMSELF A LONG DONUT! HIS FINGER IS STUCK IN HIS DICK!

Camp Nurse- Son why did you give yourself The long donut thats literally the most painful thing you will experience.
by Jossh K December 13, 2019
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Busted in the Donut

When your girl is hot AF and you try to roll the condom on and bust a nut the second it touches your head.
She was so hot, I hit the foreplay bar too hard last night and when I opened up the meat/skeet wrapper, I unloaded nut before I could roll it on. :( I totally busted in the donut!
by saucr April 6, 2019
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Beerman Donut

When Scott and Kevin share a donut and score quality time, but William was getting his tits x-rayed.
We had a good Beerman Donut, too bad you were MIA
by ShortFatBaldGuy August 5, 2019
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Donut fur

The outside of a donut, also known as donut glaze
My donut fur has sprinkles on it.
by Pie314259 September 22, 2019
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