Doctorate

Are you fucking kidding me!? Jesus Christ! This is horseshit! All that I do for you ingrates, and this fucking kids gets one!? This is the thanks that I get!? Un-fucking-believable! The Un-fucking-believability abounds! It's Un-fucking-believably un-fucking-fair!

Hym "Oh, yeah, sure. Just fucking give one to everyone but me! We'll just be doctor-world from now on! Just give a doctorate to everyone but Hym! And then you can make a movie about the only guy you didn't give a doctorate to and call it 'The sad piss-freak we all collectively decided not to give a doctorate to in spite of the fact that he was objectively better than everyone' I know... It's a mouthful. It's a little wordy. But it accurately describes what's going on here and that's what matters. First that bitch Taylor and now THIS!? YOU AREN'T SERIOUS PEOPLE! NONE OF YOU! YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT ME TO TAKE YOUR LIVES SERIOUSLY!!! You're taking deliberate action to spite me for not taking your lives seriously... AND THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT YOU DO! REPEATEDLY! OH MY GOD! UGH! 😫 WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!? HOW AM I THE CRAZY ONE HERE!? Just... Just launch the nukes already... It's... We're done... We don't need to exist anymore..."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2023

Shit Doctor

A Plumber who unblocks sewage pipes.

"Oh no, the toilet is blocked. Quick, call the Shit Doctor!"

by Builder April 22, 2012

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

butt time doctor

The doctor that performs colonoscopies, and any other thing dealing with the pooping area.

Man i just turned 40. Time to get a colonoscopy. I’ve got to go see the butt time doctor.

by Jmaktheknife July 14, 2022

Doctor

A person who kills ur ills with pills then kills u with pills

Yesterday I went to the doctor and now im broke.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

by unkissedVirgin April 29, 2020

pot doctor

A doctor who evaluates your issues, whatever they may (or may not) be, and declares that yes indeed sir or ma'am you are entitled to some medical marijuana as the cure for what ails you, and gives you a scrip, and then off you go to the dispensary.

Ya know, it's funny how the pot doctor didn't examine my eyes at all, but still wrote me a scrip saying that I need pot for glaucoma.

by Klendathu_Jones July 17, 2016

Doctor’s right

The side opposite a person’s actual right side, as seen from a doctor's perspective during an examination.

Doctor’s right to think the opposite

by nomdeplumegary November 2, 2025