Donut criddle

Donut griddle means your a donut criddle

Gabe-"Molly your a donut criddle"

Molly-"what does that mean"
Gabe-"it means your a donut criddle"

by Johnnyboi2 January 24, 2021

Donut Stand

The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.

Similar to a carface

She's not as hot as she looks in her headshots, she's a complete donut stand.

by Hilarity Mitten October 16, 2008

Hanako._.Donut

A state at which the person affected becomes unlovable and cold. Often showing a lack of vulnerability and usually tendencies to be suicidal.

Why isn’t _____ laughing at your joke?

Oh, _____ has Hanako._.Donut

by Ehe~ April 26, 2021

Duncan Donuts

A medieval-Europe chain of fast-food joints that were founded by one of King Arthur's choicest knights.

Duncan Donuts mostly catered to fellow gladiators, but naturally, the "ladies' man" knights who ran the pubs were always only too happy to chivalrously serve hot coffee to damsels in distress, as well, whenever they made their shivering entrance on a chilly winter morning.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

Donut Bumper

A lesbian. The term refers to the sex position scissoring (✂️) in which two girls rub their pussies together to orgasm. Donut = Vagina

Bumper = Bumping donuts together.

Lizzy is a slutty donut bumper, she scissored 21 girls at a nightclub!

by imsokoolllll October 22, 2023

Powder donut

A powder donut is when a stripper does cocaine off your asshole.

I had a stripper last night and she gave me a powder donut

by The hooligan September 2, 2018

Donut Male

A type of male that is superior to Yogurt and Alpha males. The highest in the male hierarchy. The donut male doesn't feel does not feel insecure about the way he appears publicly and the things he enjoys doing, even though it might not be the most in-trend thing to do, like eating donuts.

Person 1: Look at that overweight man eating his donuts sloppily in public.
Person 2: That's a Donut Male right there. Fully secure with himself and his decisions.
Person 3: Such an inspiring figure for Gen Zs around the world.

by The Gentleman Dictionary June 20, 2022