Dirty Handshake

So named for its resemblance to the familiar hand based greeting. This pleasure technique requires the female to be in a doggy style position as four fingers and as much of your hand are inserted into the vagina. Assuming the female has not gorged herself on Tommy's Burger, the thumb can be safely used to penetrate the anus without fear of mudslides. Also referred to as "four in the slit, one in the shit".

If you got deals to make, seal them with a dirty handshake.

by Autistic Pornstar February 5, 2010

Dirty Lance

This is performed when the man takes Lance brand crackers and puts them in the vagina until he can't fit anymore, then she sits on his face and he pleasures her while simultaneously eating the crackers, this act is only completed after every cracker is consumed, but he had better hurry cause the crackers get soggy after to long

I couldn't decide what I wanted to do first eat or have sex so I just performed a Dirty Lance

by Googled Hell April 24, 2017

Dirty Lilly

A Dirty Lilly is a kinky bitch. She's into BDSM, and really likes vibrators. She's also probably a fucking bottom and loves being topped.

She's always horny and fantasizes about fucking literally every person she meets.

Oh, I forgot. Her porn history is messed the fuck up.

"You see that girl over there? I heard she's a total Dirty Lilly."

"Yeah. Her search history got leaked, and it's really kinky. BDSM."

by IceCubedPussy April 18, 2020

dirty reuben love

Any sexual act involving thousand island dressing.

I'm talking about enjoying a hot bowl of chicken soup with a reuben, and then making dirty reuben love.

by moses12345 September 2, 2013

Dirty Minded

people who use urban dictionary.

You are Dirty Minded

by Nightmare-Chan January 11, 2022

dirty ray allen

Named for Seattle basketball's Ray Allen's Long shot accuracy, the Dirty Ray Allen is performed during anal sex, the male will at the point of orgasm withdraw, grab the hair of the receiver and shoot his ejaculate from long distance into the waiting mouth of the recipient followed by placing his penis immediately in their mouth making him the 'Baller of the Week'.*
*An authentic Dirty Ray Allen is done while dressed in a SuperSonics jersey.

"Yo dawg, I skied from 3 point land and Dirty Ray Allen'd that bitch!"

by Mr. Honest August 1, 2006

Big Dirty

A large criminal plan. Usualy organised while spending time in jail for another crime.

"I got this plan for a big dirty after I get outta here"

by zoobtoob December 10, 2006