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Disney jerk off

A content creator who is hot as fuck but limits their content to solo performances, or very rare collabs. A huge waste of potential and fantasy, because they only like what they see on the screen or mirror. A Borrick. Adds to social content but in a limited way that seems overly limited to their potential.
Derrick’s a Disney jerk off. He’s hot af, but only wants to beat it to himself.

She’s hot, but just a Disney jerk off. Nobody can touch her.

He’s such a Disney jerk off I couldn’t get a kiss or feel.
by Havesomefun September 27, 2025
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Disney Mom

A Disney

Mom is an mom who worships Mickey Mouse as her lord and savior. Will usually rewatch the movie Frozen until every word of every song is memorized. Usually Screams other disney songs while walking through walmart making everyone pissed off. They think that they will become a disney Songwriter someday.
Disney Mom- Breaks into a frozen let it go solo in Walmart.

Normal Person- "JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP"
by High School Depression December 5, 2019
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disney 2 highschool

This broke ass school with all these fake nasty hoes and ugly ass boys.
I FUCKING hate the dean
Welcome to Disney 2 highschool
by D2 KID April 19, 2018
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Disney+ and Vibe

When you ask a friend of the opposite sex to come over and hangout without any intimate or romantic things happening.
Tom: Hey Sasha, you want to Disney+ and Vibe?
Sasha: Yea, that sounds like a very appropriate and fun time.
God: (thumbs up)
by Roulette Master April 4, 2022
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Disney Tax

Similar to Apple Tax, only Disney. Describes the high cost of Disney merchandise and services (e.g. Disney World merchandise, tickets, hotels, and food; Disney toys; etc.)
Sarah: Boy, did I have to pay a hefty Disney Tax on that trip to Disney World this year.
Ethan: I know. That being so expensive sucks.
by thebear424 November 14, 2018
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Disney traffic

Traffic congestion on Interstate 4 and surrounding roads around Orlando due to excessive number of cars traveling to and from Disney World in a short period of time, severely inconveniencing those passing by and not heading to Disney.
Driver: To get from Tampa to Jacksonville, it looks like the best way is to take I-4 east to I-95 north.
Passenger: Hell no. We can't take that way due to Disney traffic. A better solution is to take I-75 north followed by US 301 north where we'll pick I-10 east.
by Leopards14 March 24, 2023
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disney side

A guy who has to love Disney because his girlfriend does.
My girlfriend said I have a Disney side dude.
by Cnfndnjdjdndn December 19, 2016
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